Totally misread at the time, as this level of satire usually is, but kinda quaint these days. Ebbe Roe Smith nailed it like Paddy Chayefsky. I would have loved to have seen more from him.

There is one board of directors who not only don’t care but continually reward him for it.

How dare you? They don’t travel commercial.

Nothing more stressful than shooting with a baby in a crib. Hanging 50lbs of camera equipment directly over them gives me heart palpitations. Whatever we get in two takes is about all I can handle.

Kevin in HR who uses phrenology is like, “Oh, who’s the kook now?”

The Friday Night Lights Effect

Breakfast sandwich

Mmmmmm. Just like that

Say that again… slower

The opposite. He’s describing a system where everyone is on their own. It’s a mumble-mouth rehash of Bush’s health savings accounts.

Even a halfwit mortician with tremors could do a better job. It’s gotta be on purpose. I don’t understand it.