My mum got really upset when her China cracked

It was a bold choice to make leader of the Third Reich, Rudolf Höss, a black gay man but these are the lengths directors must go to get recognition at the awards these days.

I’m sure he’ll be able to write a very thin book

Globes only include that feature for realism

“We’ve always had cats, god knows how many we’ve been through!”

Once she’s in said pool, she says “I’m floating like a dead body”

Taking her time to get into a pool; “I’m like the HMS Mary”

Her son-in-law’s 96-year-old mother is apparently as “skinny as a rake”