Will Wiles
willwiles.bsky.social
Will Wiles
@willwiles.bsky.social
"The Anechoic Chamber & other weird tales" (Salt) is out now! Author of several novels, most recently "The Last Blade Priest" (Angry Robot), which won best novel at the 2023 Kitschies. Its sequel, "The Dead Man's Empire", coming 2026. He/him
Sorry
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
(in Belgravia)
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
One of the least architecturally distinguished squares (sniff)
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I hope it's part of a range and you can also get Ballardian, Orwellian, Kafkaesque ...
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You've gone too far this time
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Thinking about the time my daughter put googly eyes on an onion, and then got upset when I cooked with it. And that onion had more claim to be a living thing.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I like that this fact sounds both preposterous and completely plausible
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
(for some reason I'm badly impersonating Werner Herzog in this exchange)
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me: The Fraggle, he is impetuous, impish, alive, but destructive

Rogan: uh-huh

Me: And the Doozer, he is the builder and planner, but he is not free

Rogan: yeah

Me: The Doozer is the one that accomplishes, while the Fraggle dances and plays. But they need each other. It is a union

Rogan: wow
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I can't believe I've wasted this on an unpopular Bsky post when I should have made it the basis of a Substack philosophy and laughed all the way to the bank
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Budgets used to be shrouded in secrecy, didn't they? Hugh Dalton had to resign for accidentally letting slip one detail minutes before time. Whatever happened to "purdah"?
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The next time we're in the pub, ask me about the RSL and I will tell you why I would vastly prefer to be part of your clearly superior organisation
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Most useful self-inflicted in that situation I think
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He made a lot of programs but it was Morris reading a comic script over filmed inserts (from Bristol zoo it says on Wikipedia). He also did "Tales from the Riverbank". We had several tapes/LPs of them.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Having looked it up, it was called "Animal Magic"
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Was it Johnny Morris's zoo stories?
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Ziggy says not enough quantum
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The consequences would probably be states and industries losing all interest in whatever meagre co2 reduction they're trying at the moment
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I wonder about this as well but I think he probably taped over the Bakshi version in my head rather than anything daringly original
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM