Our late Queen was more animated when she met incoming PM Liz Truss.

And she died the next day.

Perhaps ol’ bone spurs should do a few daily sessions on the obstacle course.

Can’t be having an obese Commander in Chief, can we?

Ah - the joys of being back in Britain after two weeks in #Taiwan, where trains run to the second.

And also cost less than a third of the price. #GWR #Networkrail #yetanothershambles

Hello from another Daphne - who stays as far away from water as she can! 🐶

Simon Jenkins - Trump shows ‘aesthetic sensitivity’

Meanwhile, in Trump Tower….

I’m not saying he didn’t do the race. I’m saying that’s not video of it. This is an Ironman athlete crossing the finish line.

Kennedy couldn’t have swum 2.4 miles, biked 112 miles & then run a 26.2 mile marathon in what he’s wearing.

Also, nobody can jump on the course next to the athletes.

How long before the Trumpian Maoists force anyone with an education above Grade 10 to go and labour with Real Americans in the potato fields of Idaho?

Good morning, and a big #fuckyou to the craven #Google.

Just loaded the new IoS software with camera enabled ChatGPT.

So it’s straight to the really important questions 🐶

(And yes, I’m still avoiding all news about that monster over the ocean).

Never been a better time to do it.

Taking the next fortnight - at a minimum - away from all news & info drip feeds of the planet-wrecking horrors about to be unleashed.

We’re going to need to fight again, & very soon, but the coming days are just too much to deal with.

Good luck to all!