Fuck fucking 🤝

Okay one second

Whereas "Ava's Audition" has the Proper Noun Problem of idk who that is. A person named Ava is auditioning for something, but not much past that. There are too many kinds of things you could audition for to key in to a tone at a glance. Band, choir, movies, stage show? What genre? Too scattered

Popcorn Girl has more solid sensory nouns in it, it makes me wonder what the context would be for a girl to be given that adjective. Popcorn is fun, light, snacky, movies? crunchy. But also knowing your m.o. I'm like. okay whats up with the popcorn then lmfao. Keezy what did you do to the popcorn--

By who, yourself? I'll kick their ass if they give you shit 😤

When in doubt, second one

I've only ever absorbed fortnite passively through social media memes and exactly one person on tiktok who kills it as an in-game DJ. is this description not just what the game is most of the time lmfao

I feel like you COULD, but definitely not if the bones gets pincered between two simultaneously spawning shelfmush and obliterated into dust

Have you ever had cherry-vanilla soda? They were a thing back in the 2000s and they were soooo good, but i haven't seen one in decades 😭

"REMEMBER ME- oh no wait I'm good. Oop no NOPE I'm dead REMEMBERME--" like seven times 😂😂😂

It is an honor to be trusted as Wayfinder ò_ó7✨️

wait i stopped reading correctly, that's a hooknose. THESE BABIES ARE THE HOGNOSE!! (i've never seen so many snakes and frogs in one shop i'm losing my mind a little lmao)

CHAOBUNNY IF YOU LOOK AT THIS QRT, I SWEAR MY SWORD AGAINST YOUR ENEMIES