Willowchomp
@willowchomp.bsky.social
Gardener, arborist, bamboo-fool, beaver protector. Running out of time. Progressive door knocker for George McGovern & Jimmy Carter a while back.
But now Donnie jr. can replenish his ‘pantry’.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
But now Donnie jr. can replenish his ‘pantry’.
Hard to scan the void between his ears. And then there’s the black hole where most people have their hearts.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hard to scan the void between his ears. And then there’s the black hole where most people have their hearts.
Oh no not the t-Rump Phony Phone. Can’t wait to see their ‘plans’.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Oh no not the t-Rump Phony Phone. Can’t wait to see their ‘plans’.
Forward, March! The clock: tic, tic, tic, …
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Forward, March! The clock: tic, tic, tic, …
Free cardboard caskets for everyone. Universal Death Care: preexisting conditions—no problem.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Free cardboard caskets for everyone. Universal Death Care: preexisting conditions—no problem.
With Daddy djt, anything is possible. Kinkier by the minute.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
With Daddy djt, anything is possible. Kinkier by the minute.
Absolutely spot on and yet we see endless posts here about buying items: teachers’ supplies, books, films, music, on Amazonk. Actually tried gently challenging folks who do this: look out for the whining and temper tantrums b/c “where else is there to sell my stuff?”. Been off the zonk for 2 yrs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Absolutely spot on and yet we see endless posts here about buying items: teachers’ supplies, books, films, music, on Amazonk. Actually tried gently challenging folks who do this: look out for the whining and temper tantrums b/c “where else is there to sell my stuff?”. Been off the zonk for 2 yrs.
Auto(-cracy) pen , no doubt.
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Auto(-cracy) pen , no doubt.
Oh please, a doubleheader! Let’s play two; uses less rope.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Oh please, a doubleheader! Let’s play two; uses less rope.
Back to the minors for you. Not only could you not hit the curve but never even saw the heater go by. Work on your game, girl.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Back to the minors for you. Not only could you not hit the curve but never even saw the heater go by. Work on your game, girl.
Sans pantyhose, no less. Strut it, Donica.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sans pantyhose, no less. Strut it, Donica.
Quiet Porky! Hog in the trough pretends to play golf.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Quiet Porky! Hog in the trough pretends to play golf.
Couch cushion? I’ve heard that there’s a couple in the basement for JD’s amusement.
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Couch cushion? I’ve heard that there’s a couple in the basement for JD’s amusement.
This man deserves the Nobel Peace Prize without question.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This man deserves the Nobel Peace Prize without question.
Not a matter of liking Amazon or not, dude. Bezos and Amazon are on par with Musk and Tesla in the harm they are inflicting. Get creative and stop whining please. Good day to you, fella.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Not a matter of liking Amazon or not, dude. Bezos and Amazon are on par with Musk and Tesla in the harm they are inflicting. Get creative and stop whining please. Good day to you, fella.
Amazon? Bad look; get a clue. Find another way.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Amazon? Bad look; get a clue. Find another way.
And his dipstick is running what’s left over in his worm riddled brain cavity.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
And his dipstick is running what’s left over in his worm riddled brain cavity.
No doubt HJ kept his red 2028 hat that djt gifted him. Got it in his sock drawer just in case he has occasion to wear it outside the house later.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
No doubt HJ kept his red 2028 hat that djt gifted him. Got it in his sock drawer just in case he has occasion to wear it outside the house later.
Not a believer but have studied/ translated the Bible: this ‘maxim’ comes from there both in principle and near exact wording. (Book of Acts, et al) Predates both Karl and Louis. Just sayin’.
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Not a believer but have studied/ translated the Bible: this ‘maxim’ comes from there both in principle and near exact wording. (Book of Acts, et al) Predates both Karl and Louis. Just sayin’.
Have never watched Duck Dynasty but that Bubbapile seems like a good show script.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Have never watched Duck Dynasty but that Bubbapile seems like a good show script.
And as we know, such liabilities, if not ‘rectified’, get the ‘CK Solution’ in short order.
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
And as we know, such liabilities, if not ‘rectified’, get the ‘CK Solution’ in short order.
Dildos or Petey’s latest fantasy night on the town after one of his Bigly Benders. Look out Ladies!
Warrior Mentality Disorder on display.
Warrior Mentality Disorder on display.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dildos or Petey’s latest fantasy night on the town after one of his Bigly Benders. Look out Ladies!
Warrior Mentality Disorder on display.
Warrior Mentality Disorder on display.