Will (On a Break…Will be back at some point)
@willmor.bsky.social
Starting my usual holiday season social media break early this year, so I don’t get whiny on the TL. NSFW Account. Adults only here. Geriatric millennial (apparently). 40-something, married/not looking. (He/Him)
Pinned
Lots of new people and and followers. Feel like I should jump on the reintroduction bandwagon.
Just a reminder that:
- this is my nsfw account.
- like seriously, it’s for porn and porn-adjacent things
- but also for goofy stuff that makes me smile
- sometimes vaguely progressive and political
Just a reminder that:
- this is my nsfw account.
- like seriously, it’s for porn and porn-adjacent things
- but also for goofy stuff that makes me smile
- sometimes vaguely progressive and political
Current obsession: these drawings 🥵
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Current obsession: these drawings 🥵
Relatable 😂
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Relatable 😂
I love sharing art with my friends who want it 😂
October 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I love sharing art with my friends who want it 😂
Some days, the horn is so heavy. I can feel my body humming with the energy. And then…
A picture posted.
A story in posts.
A subtle graze of my hand across my pants.
Instant, and obvious arousal.
I need to chill. For now.
A picture posted.
A story in posts.
A subtle graze of my hand across my pants.
Instant, and obvious arousal.
I need to chill. For now.
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Some days, the horn is so heavy. I can feel my body humming with the energy. And then…
A picture posted.
A story in posts.
A subtle graze of my hand across my pants.
Instant, and obvious arousal.
I need to chill. For now.
A picture posted.
A story in posts.
A subtle graze of my hand across my pants.
Instant, and obvious arousal.
I need to chill. For now.
Stare into my eyes as you lose control and I was absolutely unravel 🥵
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Stare into my eyes as you lose control and I was absolutely unravel 🥵
I hope something good happens in your world today.
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I hope something good happens in your world today.
“Whatever my last thought is before I die…I just hope it’s a good one”
This man was preserved in the Pompeii disaster around 79 a. C. in an interesting way 🤔
October 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“Whatever my last thought is before I die…I just hope it’s a good one”
I’m a hairy guy, and I’m mostly comfortable with that. But there are some days I miss the days of shaved, muscled and veiny forearms, smoothly shaved calves with perpetual muscle pump.
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m a hairy guy, and I’m mostly comfortable with that. But there are some days I miss the days of shaved, muscled and veiny forearms, smoothly shaved calves with perpetual muscle pump.
Starting my day with an orgasm seemed…necessary.
Hopefully it helps me focus a bit more today. 🤞
Hopefully it helps me focus a bit more today. 🤞
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Starting my day with an orgasm seemed…necessary.
Hopefully it helps me focus a bit more today. 🤞
Hopefully it helps me focus a bit more today. 🤞
Sit (and I cannot stress this enough) on my FUCKING FACE already.
I mean, hi, good evening. I hope you had a good day.
I mean, hi, good evening. I hope you had a good day.
October 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sit (and I cannot stress this enough) on my FUCKING FACE already.
I mean, hi, good evening. I hope you had a good day.
I mean, hi, good evening. I hope you had a good day.
Do you know what I enjoy? The sounds of sex.
All of it.
All of it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Do you know what I enjoy? The sounds of sex.
All of it.
All of it.
Wishing I was here today…naked and waiting.
October 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wishing I was here today…naked and waiting.
Honestly, me.
I’m getting cookie everywhere. 😋
I’m getting cookie everywhere. 😋
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Honestly, me.
I’m getting cookie everywhere. 😋
I’m getting cookie everywhere. 😋
In search of…
😍
😍
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In search of…
😍
😍
Unexpected day off. Have a few things I *need* to do.
Then you know what? Once the last appointment is done? Imma give myself a little treat* in this empty house.
*obviously you know what I mean 😈
Then you know what? Once the last appointment is done? Imma give myself a little treat* in this empty house.
*obviously you know what I mean 😈
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Unexpected day off. Have a few things I *need* to do.
Then you know what? Once the last appointment is done? Imma give myself a little treat* in this empty house.
*obviously you know what I mean 😈
Then you know what? Once the last appointment is done? Imma give myself a little treat* in this empty house.
*obviously you know what I mean 😈
Technically had the day off, but started off with a list I was trying to accomplish. I didn’t get it all, but I did:
- the necessary things
- get a 2 hr (!) deep tissue massage
- hurried myself home for a brain breaking quality level of orgasm
- made it back in time to pick up the wife from work.
- the necessary things
- get a 2 hr (!) deep tissue massage
- hurried myself home for a brain breaking quality level of orgasm
- made it back in time to pick up the wife from work.
October 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Technically had the day off, but started off with a list I was trying to accomplish. I didn’t get it all, but I did:
- the necessary things
- get a 2 hr (!) deep tissue massage
- hurried myself home for a brain breaking quality level of orgasm
- made it back in time to pick up the wife from work.
- the necessary things
- get a 2 hr (!) deep tissue massage
- hurried myself home for a brain breaking quality level of orgasm
- made it back in time to pick up the wife from work.
Neighbors have started a front yard scarecrow contest. Everyone pays entry fee of $50, everyone votes and winner gets to donate the pot to their fav charity. I would *never* do this…
However.
The idea of making my maga neighbors donate to the ACLU or Planned Parenthood is giving me joy today.
However.
The idea of making my maga neighbors donate to the ACLU or Planned Parenthood is giving me joy today.
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Neighbors have started a front yard scarecrow contest. Everyone pays entry fee of $50, everyone votes and winner gets to donate the pot to their fav charity. I would *never* do this…
However.
The idea of making my maga neighbors donate to the ACLU or Planned Parenthood is giving me joy today.
However.
The idea of making my maga neighbors donate to the ACLU or Planned Parenthood is giving me joy today.
I don’t know how to say this smoothly, eloquently, or appropriately.
I’m so insanely horny. My mind is hyper focused on filth and all I want to do is things that I can’t, shouldn’t, or won’t.
Then again, if it gets any worse, I can, I may, and I might.
I’m so insanely horny. My mind is hyper focused on filth and all I want to do is things that I can’t, shouldn’t, or won’t.
Then again, if it gets any worse, I can, I may, and I might.
October 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don’t know how to say this smoothly, eloquently, or appropriately.
I’m so insanely horny. My mind is hyper focused on filth and all I want to do is things that I can’t, shouldn’t, or won’t.
Then again, if it gets any worse, I can, I may, and I might.
I’m so insanely horny. My mind is hyper focused on filth and all I want to do is things that I can’t, shouldn’t, or won’t.
Then again, if it gets any worse, I can, I may, and I might.
Nobody helped 😢
October 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nobody helped 😢
Offsite work today.
Stopped home to rest for a bit, because I never can.
Gods I enjoyed the quiet.
Accidentally started touching myself though. Oops.
Stopped home to rest for a bit, because I never can.
Gods I enjoyed the quiet.
Accidentally started touching myself though. Oops.
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Offsite work today.
Stopped home to rest for a bit, because I never can.
Gods I enjoyed the quiet.
Accidentally started touching myself though. Oops.
Stopped home to rest for a bit, because I never can.
Gods I enjoyed the quiet.
Accidentally started touching myself though. Oops.
This is the way.
Taking care of yourself while the world is demanding you bow to fascism is a form of resistance. Feed yourself. Try to sleep. Take breaks.
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the way.
Quick afternoon workout.
Tried to do a quick breathing/meditation to cool down.
Now I’m just naked on a towel teasing myself.
Oops.
Tried to do a quick breathing/meditation to cool down.
Now I’m just naked on a towel teasing myself.
Oops.
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Quick afternoon workout.
Tried to do a quick breathing/meditation to cool down.
Now I’m just naked on a towel teasing myself.
Oops.
Tried to do a quick breathing/meditation to cool down.
Now I’m just naked on a towel teasing myself.
Oops.
Skipping the last couple hours of classes to get naked and edge myself to the point of delirium just feels right.
If you need me, you know where I’ll be.
If you need me, you know where I’ll be.
September 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Skipping the last couple hours of classes to get naked and edge myself to the point of delirium just feels right.
If you need me, you know where I’ll be.
If you need me, you know where I’ll be.
It’s amazing how some work trips fill me with energy and desire.
Some (like this one) super drain me.
Tomorrow is my presentation, but for today I’m dreaming of making it to an early solo dinner and early night in my room alone.
Too many people who are not super value-aligned with me today.
Some (like this one) super drain me.
Tomorrow is my presentation, but for today I’m dreaming of making it to an early solo dinner and early night in my room alone.
Too many people who are not super value-aligned with me today.
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s amazing how some work trips fill me with energy and desire.
Some (like this one) super drain me.
Tomorrow is my presentation, but for today I’m dreaming of making it to an early solo dinner and early night in my room alone.
Too many people who are not super value-aligned with me today.
Some (like this one) super drain me.
Tomorrow is my presentation, but for today I’m dreaming of making it to an early solo dinner and early night in my room alone.
Too many people who are not super value-aligned with me today.
Neeeeeeeeeds.
Heavily making out & groping each other until we're completely kiss drunk with our lips swollen & too delirious to remember how we got out of our clothes, but now all we care about is making the other cum so fucking hard that we just collapse into each other exhausted.
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Neeeeeeeeeds.