Will McAlpine
@willmcalpine.bsky.social
I was dressed for success. (Ho/hum)
Half these end of year lists look like they've got the artists' names off a load of unreleased Aphex Twin tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Half these end of year lists look like they've got the artists' names off a load of unreleased Aphex Twin tracks.
Ah the Spotify Wrapped season has arrived, the time of year when all the people who rant about Spotify being evil are reminded that they haven't ranted about Spotify being evil since whatever it was caused them to last time.
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Ah the Spotify Wrapped season has arrived, the time of year when all the people who rant about Spotify being evil are reminded that they haven't ranted about Spotify being evil since whatever it was caused them to last time.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
After listening to 30 seconds of that aya album, I can only assume it's what they play to prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. Poor buggers.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
After listening to 30 seconds of that aya album, I can only assume it's what they play to prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. Poor buggers.
Not for me, Clive. That Chappell Roan track sounds like Somewhere Only We Know by Keane.
May the good Lord have mercy on my soul... open.spotify.com/playlist/46H...
The Guardian's best songs of 2025
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Not for me, Clive. That Chappell Roan track sounds like Somewhere Only We Know by Keane.
May the good Lord have mercy on my soul... open.spotify.com/playlist/46H...
The Guardian's best songs of 2025
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
May the good Lord have mercy on my soul... open.spotify.com/playlist/46H...
#NowPlaying
Hecklers Choice: Big Gums and Heavy Lifters - Pavement
I mean, there was no need for me to buy this, but, there you go.
Hecklers Choice: Big Gums and Heavy Lifters - Pavement
I mean, there was no need for me to buy this, but, there you go.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
#NowPlaying
Hecklers Choice: Big Gums and Heavy Lifters - Pavement
I mean, there was no need for me to buy this, but, there you go.
Hecklers Choice: Big Gums and Heavy Lifters - Pavement
I mean, there was no need for me to buy this, but, there you go.
#NowPlaying
Attempted Martyr - Prostitute
An extraordinary record, even though I'm glad I can't understand a lot of it. Or maybe don't want to.
Attempted Martyr - Prostitute
An extraordinary record, even though I'm glad I can't understand a lot of it. Or maybe don't want to.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
#NowPlaying
Attempted Martyr - Prostitute
An extraordinary record, even though I'm glad I can't understand a lot of it. Or maybe don't want to.
Attempted Martyr - Prostitute
An extraordinary record, even though I'm glad I can't understand a lot of it. Or maybe don't want to.
Fifteen seconds after coming in to the office for only the second time this year I was swearing loudly. Plus ca change.
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Fifteen seconds after coming in to the office for only the second time this year I was swearing loudly. Plus ca change.
It's gone on longer than the Rugby World Cup and is even less interesting.
Shut the fuck up about the fucking Budget for fucking fuck's sake.
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's gone on longer than the Rugby World Cup and is even less interesting.
Shut the fuck up about the fucking Budget for fucking fuck's sake.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Shut the fuck up about the fucking Budget for fucking fuck's sake.
#90sTop30
Right. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
The Hymn for the Alcohol - Hefner
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzIn...
Right. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
The Hymn for the Alcohol - Hefner
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzIn...
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
#90sTop30
Right. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
The Hymn for the Alcohol - Hefner
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzIn...
Right. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
The Hymn for the Alcohol - Hefner
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzIn...
#90sTop30
Unremarkably I appear to be back off track. Second of two picks from the 1999 Festive Fifty.
Cold Blooded Old Times - Smog
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdD...
Unremarkably I appear to be back off track. Second of two picks from the 1999 Festive Fifty.
Cold Blooded Old Times - Smog
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdD...
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#90sTop30
Unremarkably I appear to be back off track. Second of two picks from the 1999 Festive Fifty.
Cold Blooded Old Times - Smog
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdD...
Unremarkably I appear to be back off track. Second of two picks from the 1999 Festive Fifty.
Cold Blooded Old Times - Smog
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdD...
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Thought I'd made a note on my phone of what my missus wanted for Christmas, but unless she wanted 'live unflavoured yoghurt,
oat milk and fruit' then I must have been mistaken.
oat milk and fruit' then I must have been mistaken.
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Thought I'd made a note on my phone of what my missus wanted for Christmas, but unless she wanted 'live unflavoured yoghurt,
oat milk and fruit' then I must have been mistaken.
oat milk and fruit' then I must have been mistaken.
Just found these in the pocket of a jacket I was going to throw out. No idea where the patch came from.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just found these in the pocket of a jacket I was going to throw out. No idea where the patch came from.
It's rained so much that the attic roof has decided to share some of it with us downstairs. Lovely.
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's rained so much that the attic roof has decided to share some of it with us downstairs. Lovely.
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