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William the Librarian
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Librarian in the Kansas City area. Creator of librarianproblems.com. Author of LIBRARIAN TALES. Lover of all things cats and books. He/him. williamthelibrarian.com 🏳️‍🌈📚😺
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You know how us Catholic girls can be

Hi yi hi yiyi yi uh

We make up for so much time
a little toooo laaate…

I NEVER FORGOT IT
CONFUSING AS IT WAS
NO FUN WITH NO QUILT FEELINGS
Pope Leo at the mic it looks like he's got some bars. Lyrics in the post are from "Forgiven” by Alanis Morissette.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Can’t let this little guy fool you. This lasted five minutes, and then he turned into a little gremlin, attacking toes and climbing curtains.
A white and yellow tabby cat sleeping on a tan blanket. His back is arched and his feet are curled, and he looks like he’s smiling.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Today, I get to celebrate the amazing, one and only @natechamberlain.com!

He’s the Mary to my Rhoda. The Monica to my Chandler. The Leslie to my Ben. He’s the smartest, kindest, most motivated person I know. I love him more than cats love boxes, and today’s his birthday!
Nate sitting at a wooden table with a glass of beer. He’s wearing a blue plaid romper.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Eisley: “Hey, did you know your desk is a mess?”
A yellow and white tabby cat struggling to get out from a desk cubby, pulling a box with wires and a small paper cutter with him.
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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“I wanted to regret saying yes too much rather than saying no too much.” - @scottyb.bsky.social #LMCC25
A PowerPoint slide with the text: Opening the doors and saying yes I wanted to regret saying yes too much rather than saying no too much. - Had to lean on volunteers and orgs - No idea how many programs we did - Flash programming - Missed opportunities - Don't know if I did the right thing
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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“Normal in libraryland is pretty darn awesome.” Hearing from @scottyb.bsky.social about his experience at his library during the 2014 Ferguson protests. #LMCC25
Scott standing at a lectern, speaking to the LMCC audience.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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In St. Louis for the Library Marketing & Communications Conference, and of course have to get this selfie. #LMCC25
Two white men in winter coats pose for a selfie in front of the St. Louis arch, which towers over trees with fall foliage.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Somebody found the Petcube
A black and white up close photo of a cat’s face looking into the camera
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Post you from a different era.

90’s/00’s boy band wannabe William:
Me as a teen dressed in an over sized brown shirt and holding a guitar. My hair styled with a middle part.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Had a fun morning sharing about the Guinea Baboons during Boo at the Zoo @kansascityzoo.bsky.social
William in a zoo uniform in front of a baboon habitat talking to a family dressed up in Spider-Man outfits. The father has a child in a Spider-Man suit on his shoulders.
October 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Excited for our first ride from the River Market to Westport on the @kcstreetcar.org extension! #KCMO
Nate and William, two white men, take a selfie while seated on a streetcar.
October 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Baxter is up for cutest cat of #KansasCity via @kansascity.com! He's been going through a lot of stress lately because of a new roommate situation, so your vote would mean a lot to him.

Help him make round 2 by voting here by midnight tonight: www.kansascity.com/news/local/a...
Baxter, a black and white tuxedo cat, wearing a green monster hat with horns.
October 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Eisley says, “Hello! Good morning!”
An orange and white tabby cat sitting on the top of a tall scratching post. He’s reaching a paw out toward the camera.
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Oh the drama
Two cats on a gray chair with a throw pillow, cat shaped pillow, and yellow blanket. The yellow and white one is on the chair back looking down at the black tuxedo cat who looks very uninterested in engaging.
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Eisley, the new guy, didn’t want me to go to work this morning
A yellow and white tabby cat on his back in front of a door, his paws are on the draft stopper
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Sometimes love just happens. So happy to bring home this floppy adorable ball of fur from @kcpetproject.bsky.social.
Me (a white man wearing a blue jacket and grey hat) with a yellow and white cat in his arms. The cat is bent back over my arm with his eyes closed.
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Enjoying the beautiful fall weather volunteering at the @kansascityzoo.bsky.social with @natechamberlain.com
Two white men in jackets and sunglasses taking a selfie on a bridge. Fall foliage and a creek behind them.
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Another 10k done! #KansasCityMarathon
Two men stand in front of a crowd near the finish line. A museum is in the far background under a partially cloudy blue sky.
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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It’s a beautiful morning in Kansas City for a run! #KansasCityMarathon
Two white men taking a selfie in front of a crowd of people, an announcer tent, and a run start line
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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We got lots of fun Treat Monster name suggestions! Forgot how much fun library outreach can be.
A large piece of paper with “What should we name our treat monsters?” at the top and many names, some silly, some normal, in children’s handwriting. Three monsters are at the bottom.
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Debuting treat monsters and polling for names at a library outreach event this afternoon. HOW CUTE ARE THEY?!
Three monster shaped candy baskets on a glass display case in a library. The one on the left is pink with one eye and horns, the one in the middle is blue with two eye stalks, and the one on the right is yellow-green with two eye stalks. All three have open mouths where the candy goes.
October 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Absolutely adored the Salem Public Library. AND they have a copy of my book!
William dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz in the library stacks holding a copy of Librarian Tales. William dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz standing in front of the Salem Public Library, a red brick building with an iron fence around it.
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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We’re not in Kansas anymore! @natechamberlain.com and I hitched a ride on a twister to run the Witch City 5k in Salem, MA.
Nate dressed like the Scarecrow and William dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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City Market Coffee wins my new favorite pumpkin spiced latte — with coconut! #KansasCity
An iced pumpkin spiced latte in a plastic cup with an espresso scoop with wings on it. In the background is the coffee shop with brick walls and plants.
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Someone’s not looking forward to Monday.
A black and white tuxedo cat with his head on the arm of a gray couch. He looks despondent.
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM