William J Gorn
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William J Gorn
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Cranky old reptile with delusions of literary grandeur.
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Some people have bats in their belfry. I have werewolves in my attic.🐺
Just Bugs and Elmer having fun with ropes.
Surely this didn't warp anyone as a kid. 😄
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Shamelessly stolen from instagram.
February 14, 2026 at 9:24 AM
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Awoooo! Werewolves of L.A. Awooooo!

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Gray wolf seen in L.A. County for first time in a century
YouTube video by KTLA 5
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February 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
*sigh* Four years since I began working for a company owned by a bald meglomaniac with a dildo-shaped rocket. Sadly, it's not Virtucon.
The health benefits are great, the rest blows goats.
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Looked up Gabe Kaplan because I thought he was dead for some reason. (He's fine!) He ought to sue over google's dumbass ai summary of his career though. What the hell? 🤦
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Kudos to the person who did a Sehlat costume at a 1976 Trek con.
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January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This week is a 💩show and it's only Tuesday. 😔
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 AM
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The score to Tron Ares should have gotten an Oscar nom. Nine Inch Nails understood the assigment and honored Wendy Carlos' work as well.
The curse of the green movie theater hotdog on those responsible for this snub.😉
January 23, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Spotted at work.🐺
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Getting my paid time off approved for an eye doctor appointment last week dragged out just enough that it won't be on my paycheck this week. Starting to think humans aren't reviewing this stuff much anymore. HR desk is frequently empty. Eventually it will just be the bloated work app. 🤦‍♂️
January 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Free healthcare and all the Danish butter cookies I can eat? SOLD! 😉
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
This is simply amazing. Excuse me, I got something in my eyes.
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David Bowie - Starman (10 Years Remembered Edition Music Video) 4K
YouTube video by Jason Shulman
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January 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Saw this at work today. I may never think of Santa without this popping up ever again. The horror...the ho ho horror...
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 AM
@paintyourdragon.bsky.social Is there a easy way to take screenshots of streaming video? Asking for a friend.
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
How does a USB stick drop dead after less than a year of light use? PC doesn't even detect it. Even stranger, a much older stick which was unreadble before suddenly works again. 🤯
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Did not have time to sneak a peek inside this book, but the back cover blurb got my attention. Imagine the crushing dissappointment at being attacked by a phony werewolf. 😄
January 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Had to deal with rotted wet pet food at work today. And the managers standing around on walkie talkies trying to get someone to clean up the mess. Not as bad as the last time this happened, still...
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Nice to see a house with Halloween decor still up. A full size coffin with a skeleton no less! Whizzing by on the bus too fast to make out the rest of it though. 🎃
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Fires at two buildings similar to where I work in different states, and it's only Tuesday. Drills here don't end until they find the usual 6-7 people who aren't outside and had their badges scanned. Witnessed people giving dumb instructions in the past. You don't go to standup, get the f**k outside!
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Airplane! _ Wrong Week To Quit Drinking
YouTube video by Michael
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January 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Xmas music still playing at Dennys, but it's all pre 1970, so I should be safe. Never heard a jazzy version of the Nutcracker Suite before. I like it.
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM