Will Howells
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Will Howells
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Work in digital sexual health. Play in acting/writing/directing, running, quizzing, quiz hosting, whippet walking, Eurovisioning, cult TVing and inventing gerunds.

Been on some quiz shows 🏳️‍🌈

My Eurovision site: sixonstage.com
It’s finally happened. I went into a record shop, browsed through the discs, and came out with a Bix Beiderbecke LP. Which is now on my Sunday night turntable.
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Bergerac I’m watching is a bit far-fetched. We’re supposed to believe a fashion designer has come to Jersey with HIS WIFE
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ah when it’s an absolute bop and I have to listen to the whole clip even though I got it in 1

Britpopple #1240

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#Britpopple #Heardle @Britpopple

www.britpopple.uk
Britpopple - Heardle for Britpop fans
Guess the Britpop song from the intro in as few tries as possible.
www.britpopple.uk
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I see the OBR are getting a cybersecurity expert to investigate a leak that was almost certainly someone hitting publish on a document slightly early. Definitely worth the time and money.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Completely misjudged the timing of my run (and my ability to run) today so managed 2.5km instead of 9.5km. Probably better than nothing but
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I asked ChatGPT to set me a quiz. It was 85% fine to good but there were also clues that were untrue and some flat out incorrect “facts”. Which, in the true spirit of the curate’s egg, makes it useless because you can only trust what you already know.
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ah, the blue passport Brexit benefits. Today‘s is a customs queue in Amsterdam that is longer than the duration of the flight to get here.
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Is it to early for…”

Christmas: if you have to ask, yes.

Wine: no.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The pop music trend I would end is artists unnecessarily capitalising their mononyms. Oh wow yeah caps, you’re so cool, no one else has done that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Well that takes the number of Booker Prize winning novels I’ve never read to all of them
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I appreciate them making the Radio Theatre look like Fiction Studios for Uncloaked #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There was a touch of Craig Face on Nick as he started to worry #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bit confused by this demographic question from the QE2 National Memorial consultation survey…
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Well yes, it’s one of the greatest songs ever recorded

Britpopple #1211

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#Britpopple #Heardle @Britpopple

www.britpopple.uk
Britpopple - Heardle for Britpop fans
Guess the Britpop song from the intro in as few tries as possible.
www.britpopple.uk
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If Mark had voted for David, he’d be safe. If David had voted for Mark, he’d be safe. Got to protect yourself! #CelebrityTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Not saying I’m old but my Instagram ads are for Rennies
October 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Of course it can be removed. If we refuse to call Andrew Windsor “Prince” then it is redundant. No one is obliged to use it.
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Wondering how many ITV viewers accidentally tune into Trigger Point instead of Tipping Point and vice versa.
October 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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As yes British football in the 1980s. Well known for its good-natured fun. He's a ridiculous person.
Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn
October 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It’s not really giving up your titles if you’re still “Prince” Andrew, is it?
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Inspector Horse” has been my imagined detective show for years. Of course his real first name is “End Of A” #CelebrityTraitors #Uncloaked
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Cat is so lining up to shove Jonathan under the bus and I am very here for it #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Missed opportunity not to have Charlotte with a "Learn Welsh" book. #TheTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Well we’ve paid the banshees for the whole day so…” #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM