Your idea is better than mine, I was thinking uh classically

There’s an established template!!

I wanted these sheets to be about jaxin it, like they have some special compound that turns jizz into fabric softener. But instead they’re just stupid.

Sunday scummies rise up

And CCSU isn’t running football at a loss

Yeah hate the system all you want but they earn their keep. Last night we stayed at the nicest hotel in Providence (which ain’t Paris but is a state capital along the Acela corridor) as did the Central Connecticut State football team in town for whatever FCS playoff happens in Rhode Island.

Oh shit! Get it in due time, Girl.

Dave is it honestly almost the damn Patriots? They have no glaring weaknesses and low propensity for brain farts, which might be enough this year? (I guess Broncos could make same case, and with more glaring strengths)

You havin any good beers? Had a nice Narragansett stout earlier today.

It does not! Nice try, Justin apologist.

The Jeffs are rising in the rankings!

We have a couple hallway cats which is a huge privilege but I still get greedy, “hey Cali, we have room on the couch if…” when she’s a foot from her own very fine home.

I can’t remember who said it first but I endorse the idea that most vices should be legal but you should also have to go see a guy or at least an ATM.

Though in reality my gambling is very strictly limited to cash on hand. Sports betting has better odds than keno unless you define it as “odds that once I blow this $40 the party’s over”

Yesssss!

Yes.