I’m so sorry for your loss, Matt

(My suggestions were vegan chili or sweet potato tacos, both of which were vetoed immediately)

In our sibling text chain, my brother mentioned that he’s “excited for the absolute power over this holiday [he] has craved for years,” so I will let you know what he decides! 🤣

“It’s time to ‘ace’ your daily ‘genius test,’ buddy”

Also, these shoes are indeed hideous

I would now trust you to rank any category of baked goods

“Free Money” hits me just right every time

No, AI doesn't not "fix" dyslexia or whatever your email is trying to convince me.

(If I was a despotic president AND had access to a time machine, I guess, but I stand by my answer

I think the hope is that a plant-based t-giving dinner requires less advance planning. But I definitely agree