Will Arther
@willarther.bsky.social
Elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.
I saw two Back Bay hookers fighting over a half-eaten red hot. They were very drunk!
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I saw two Back Bay hookers fighting over a half-eaten red hot. They were very drunk!
Yeah, but that’s too much for a solid one-liner.
December 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Yeah, but that’s too much for a solid one-liner.
lol he inherited dad’s money and mom’s hairdresser
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
lol he inherited dad’s money and mom’s hairdresser
Is it posted on Facebook?
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Is it posted on Facebook?
Oh so *she’s* allowed to say he had it coming.
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Oh so *she’s* allowed to say he had it coming.
Y’know just… yeah, no. Too much of a gamble.
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Y’know just… yeah, no. Too much of a gamble.
Oh god, yeah, not likely they’re gonna limit the policy to just the UK, huh.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh god, yeah, not likely they’re gonna limit the policy to just the UK, huh.
Hard to argue with considering how many times I’ve binged 30 Rock since lockdown.
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hard to argue with considering how many times I’ve binged 30 Rock since lockdown.
Obviously the answer is to refer to the parent giving birth as “THE HOST” in an unearthly voice.
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Obviously the answer is to refer to the parent giving birth as “THE HOST” in an unearthly voice.
Except for the one time there were only twenty nine.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Except for the one time there were only twenty nine.
Literally exactly his job.
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Literally exactly his job.