Just dropped: Wiebe Wakker – Iron Ore Train Action Figure™

Includes:
✔️ Sony cam
✔️ Toilet roll
✔️ Backpack w/ no snacks
✔️ Mini ore train
✔️ Existential optimism

Not found next to Barbie—unless she’s hitchhiking the Sahara.

#ironoretrain #mauritania #notmadebymattel #Chatgpt

Dear EU, can we make fines for loud phone calls on trains mandatory?

France is leading the way, and I’m ready to move there just for this.

My number one train frustration, solved!

@seatsixtyone.bsky.social just saw on your website a weekly Van - Tabriz train resumed. Im planning something new and this could be crucial. Any more info on this?

Missed yesterday's auction of the duct-taped banana? No worries! I’ve got you covered with this limited-edition replica.

It was sold at Sotheby's for $6.2 million, but I'm feeling generous and offering a 10% discount if you comment "ThisShitIsBananas" below.