WhyAmI 🌻
@whyami.bsky.social
NO KINGS! Quaquaversal - I'm going in all directions at once. Neuro-spicy, pet lover, brain aneurysm survivor, liberal, mostly ok, medicated for your safety. Omphaloskeptic. NO DMs. NO Crypto. NO Porn.
My big boy has been on Prozac for years. I added the diffuser and together he's much calmer. Poor guy was so frightened all the time. When the diffuser runs out I can tell right away. It'll be worth it, I promise.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My big boy has been on Prozac for years. I added the diffuser and together he's much calmer. Poor guy was so frightened all the time. When the diffuser runs out I can tell right away. It'll be worth it, I promise.
This memo is why. It was planned that way beforehand.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This memo is why. It was planned that way beforehand.
My tuxedo had all black beans except his back left tiny toe. Frigging adorable.
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My tuxedo had all black beans except his back left tiny toe. Frigging adorable.
I knew this would come in handy. Receipts!
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I knew this would come in handy. Receipts!
Please please please!
September 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Please please please!
Hypocrisy is their brand.
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hypocrisy is their brand.
Of course, they want to destroy it. It's part of the plan.
September 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Of course, they want to destroy it. It's part of the plan.
So, we're both wrong.
September 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So, we're both wrong.
Take a metal colander. Put it on your head, stand, and recite the Pastafarian prayer.
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Take a metal colander. Put it on your head, stand, and recite the Pastafarian prayer.
