Snorts.

"Conner has never *once* used a condom."

Laughs.

You're gonna be such a little shit. I'm so excited.

Ha! I'm not surprised.

Were you embarrassed?

Awwee, your first crush, that's so cute.~

Oh. Well...

Hold on, doesn't that make him a little old for you?

Oh, from your time?

Who the fuck is Garfield Logan?

Mara opened her eyes, gasping as she awoke from her dream.

She was floating, hovering over her covers, as often happened when her powers activated while she slept. She released them, gravity kicking in and sending her falling back onto the mattress.

Mara blinked, turning the dream over in her […]

Mara sorted through the belongings her son had brought with him. These clothes were certainly flamboyant. She should expect as much from Conner's son.

She sorted through a few of the items he'd had on him. A pill bottle with a few red pills inside. She frowned... Medications or drugs? He'd […]

... And I have a child with this man?

Who needs a horse when you can ride those thighs.

Conner "Barrel Thighs" Kent

#NewLayout

I meant don't do it in public, because I feel like you would after being called a whale.

I'm just kidding. Don't do that.

#freewilly

Well he *does* have a whale pe—

A lot of people see Superboy as this 'cool guy', which I think is hilarious, because I know him as this huge dork.

Of course, I wouldn't have fallen in love with some 'cool guy'. It's the dork I fell for.