me: so, what are you interested in exploring tonight?
customer: sensory deprivation!!
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customer: omg that was so hot, thank you!

half of my customers introduce themselves like "hi my name is sean and i want to be sacrificed to the dark lord in this very specific way, here is the exact script we'll be using tonight"

and the other half refuse to say what they are into at all

Sometimes I worry about my appearance changing but then I post a picture on main and all my clients are in the replies like "love the new haircut!" when that is one of the only things that is still the same. Stay unobservant 😌

Hate to see my customer's balance sharply declining while we're messaging, indicating that someone else is doing a much better job draining him 💀

hello! i hope that i can find my friends from anon twitter on here. i think i'll start by mirroring my posts between both platforms & see if i can slowly move everything to here before i get banned from the other place