There are three teams in the NFL that I root against no matter what, Green Bay, Steelers, and Patriots. Just straight hate

He looks like a guy who plays for “The City’s Professional Basketball Team” in a Hallmark movie

He literally looks like The Vulture

Nurse: “How was the visit with your grandkids?”
Me: “I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET EATEN!”

There is no reason for an apostrophe after “liddle”

People like Yglesias like to say “do the popular thing” like that can just happen. And then they never think through the ramifications of enacting such a policy. Trump’s immigration policies were ‘popular’ prior to the election, but have been a disaster once they’ve been implemented

Only Ben Johnson finishes a prayer by screaming, “Hell yeah!”

And every throw was on time. He has done noticeably less holding on to the ball since that TJ Watt sack in the endzone

All of this gets compounded by the lack of pass rush that has been missing regardless of injuries