camouflage goodnite nostalgia 🚁

The white Hanes package emerged, and snorts erupted from his cousins. Tim's stomach dropped as he lifted the unwrapped gift, revealing exactly what he'd feared - pristine white briefs. Classic tighty whities. The ultimate symbol of dorkiness staring back at him.

pulled out the old 2010s camo goodnites and chocolate milk before bed, middle-space is large and in charge tonight

waking up dry with spiderman is one of the best feelings 😌

It’s 2007. You’re at your BFF’s house for a sleepover. You’re split-screening Halo 3, going ham on TDM, and you’ve got these on underneath your PJs.

Yeah, life is good 😎

Boys become men, but no one prepared you for you as a man getting the middle schooler treatment from your boyfriend

Body hair a distant memory, tighty whities during the day and Goodnites at night. Colorful pajamas and an 8:00 bedtime. You know you're a man, but 'Dad'? He acts like you're 11

i’m ready for the sleepover 🎮 *initiate stealth mode*

Ok, it’s a random ga(y)ming check and @whitiesdork.bsky.social wants to know what all of the tightywhities guys are playing these days!😎🩲🤍😈🕹️

woke up from my nap just a little bit wet, but protected in my goodnite

time to fold my tighty whities 🤓

fruit of the looms are the best, waistband peek plus some to start off over here

new page, same antics to ensue