chicken Whiskey
@whiskeychicken2.bsky.social
It's called crap Haiku
and iambic crapeter
and iambic crapeter
Pinned
Drinking game: go for
a jog and vomit
in mailboxes around the
neighborhood
a jog and vomit
in mailboxes around the
neighborhood
Reposted by chicken Whiskey
"Sorry for party rocking." I don't think you are, I think you're sorry you got caught.
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"Sorry for party rocking." I don't think you are, I think you're sorry you got caught.
Do not correlate
my posts to
anything
my posts to
anything
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Do not correlate
my posts to
anything
my posts to
anything
Yo mama smell like
a wet dish towel
a wet dish towel
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Yo mama smell like
a wet dish towel
a wet dish towel
They should sell marijuana
scented body spray
so after a cry you can
make people think it's just weed
and not cry
scented body spray
so after a cry you can
make people think it's just weed
and not cry
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
They should sell marijuana
scented body spray
so after a cry you can
make people think it's just weed
and not cry
scented body spray
so after a cry you can
make people think it's just weed
and not cry
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Mind if I take my coat off? 🖤
December 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mind if I take my coat off? 🖤
There's space in my car
for unconcerned males
for unconcerned males
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
There's space in my car
for unconcerned males
for unconcerned males
I'm loudly crunching
pork rinds while you're on the phone
pork rinds while you're on the phone
December 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm loudly crunching
pork rinds while you're on the phone
pork rinds while you're on the phone
Reposted by chicken Whiskey
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I pet him… and his little paws close
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I pet him… and his little paws close
Non-biney country music
open.spotify.com/album/1vUubW...
open.spotify.com/album/1vUubW...
God Ain't A Man And Ain't Ain't In The Dictionary
open.spotify.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Non-biney country music
open.spotify.com/album/1vUubW...
open.spotify.com/album/1vUubW...
I love you Shania Twain
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I love you Shania Twain
Women country music is
better than
men country music
better than
men country music
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Women country music is
better than
men country music
better than
men country music
Reposted by chicken Whiskey
sketch comm for Ironworks 🦇
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
sketch comm for Ironworks 🦇
Reposted by chicken Whiskey
Reposted by chicken Whiskey
my new year resolution is to draw more Mariko
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
my new year resolution is to draw more Mariko
My mom worries about me
eating junk food because of
"health" but I'm jaywalking on
the freeway
eating junk food because of
"health" but I'm jaywalking on
the freeway
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My mom worries about me
eating junk food because of
"health" but I'm jaywalking on
the freeway
eating junk food because of
"health" but I'm jaywalking on
the freeway
Reposted by chicken Whiskey
Reposted by chicken Whiskey
Twenty dollars on
pump FUCK YOU
pump FUCK YOU
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Twenty dollars on
pump FUCK YOU
pump FUCK YOU
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the facehugger emerging fully-formed from its pod-like egg
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
the facehugger emerging fully-formed from its pod-like egg
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Tits Out, I've
Got Acid Reflux
Got Acid Reflux
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Tits Out, I've
Got Acid Reflux
Got Acid Reflux
Whenever I have
a fever
it is so hard to not check
it incessantly and make
a spreadsheet with each reading
so i can graph them
a fever
it is so hard to not check
it incessantly and make
a spreadsheet with each reading
so i can graph them
December 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Whenever I have
a fever
it is so hard to not check
it incessantly and make
a spreadsheet with each reading
so i can graph them
a fever
it is so hard to not check
it incessantly and make
a spreadsheet with each reading
so i can graph them
Reposted by chicken Whiskey
I haven't done any Christmas art yet, so I gifted myself Avarice ~♡
Spicy alt if y'all want to see. Tell me with likes! 😂
@octopushermit.bsky.social
Spicy alt if y'all want to see. Tell me with likes! 😂
@octopushermit.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I haven't done any Christmas art yet, so I gifted myself Avarice ~♡
Spicy alt if y'all want to see. Tell me with likes! 😂
@octopushermit.bsky.social
Spicy alt if y'all want to see. Tell me with likes! 😂
@octopushermit.bsky.social