He is, although he has taken a shine to our hedgehogs who don't seem to reciprocate

Fantastic idea, boss!

Of course not. You're merely undertaking neighbourhood watch!

Mum bought baby powder scented dog shampoo so apparently I now smell all snuggly! I don't see what was wrong with Eau d'Pearl

I had a preparatory steak during the week so had to make do with roast chicken tonight...the struggle is real 🤣

That should keep us busy for weeks 🤣. We love the one you made us!

Yes, this is a gross breach of meal time standard T&Cs. Some eggs and toast bones are leftovers, and we sighthounds are not for leftovers. Future meals should come with a houndie portion intended for said hound, not leftovers. As recompense for being treated like this, I suggest a sirloin steak

Oh how beautiful! How did you make this? X