Whirlwound
@whirlwound.bsky.social
Critter, QI-tter, 8-Bitter
N/A / Irrelevant; nobody's looking anyway.
⚽️🐈⬛🦁🏈🐬🏀🪄
5-decade gamer
Backlogs (plural) can measure First Downs
Forge-world Tech Priest
Drowning in dice
Laura Bailey is my warlock patron
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
N/A / Irrelevant; nobody's looking anyway.
⚽️🐈⬛🦁🏈🐬🏀🪄
5-decade gamer
Backlogs (plural) can measure First Downs
Forge-world Tech Priest
Drowning in dice
Laura Bailey is my warlock patron
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
And yet still not catching the kind of crap Tua did for his picks after multiple concussions.
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
And yet still not catching the kind of crap Tua did for his picks after multiple concussions.
I got real bad news for y'all on Day 7.
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I got real bad news for y'all on Day 7.
And that’s how oblivious SHE was.
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And that’s how oblivious SHE was.
I'd settle for Stephen Miller and a Mack Truck.
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'd settle for Stephen Miller and a Mack Truck.
Overheard today from a pair of teen girls:
"WTAF? Michael Jackson's in the #EpsteinFiles!! Michael Jackson!! THE King of Pop! WTAF?!"
... sooooooooooo much restraint was employed...
"WTAF? Michael Jackson's in the #EpsteinFiles!! Michael Jackson!! THE King of Pop! WTAF?!"
... sooooooooooo much restraint was employed...
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Overheard today from a pair of teen girls:
"WTAF? Michael Jackson's in the #EpsteinFiles!! Michael Jackson!! THE King of Pop! WTAF?!"
... sooooooooooo much restraint was employed...
"WTAF? Michael Jackson's in the #EpsteinFiles!! Michael Jackson!! THE King of Pop! WTAF?!"
... sooooooooooo much restraint was employed...
It’s up and out there if you know where to go. 5 gigs min 15 max though, hasn’t been downcoded yet by the look of it.
I’m clearing out some drive space and getting a few beers in. I can’t wait to see the shot that wrecks the smug bastard.
I’m clearing out some drive space and getting a few beers in. I can’t wait to see the shot that wrecks the smug bastard.
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It’s up and out there if you know where to go. 5 gigs min 15 max though, hasn’t been downcoded yet by the look of it.
I’m clearing out some drive space and getting a few beers in. I can’t wait to see the shot that wrecks the smug bastard.
I’m clearing out some drive space and getting a few beers in. I can’t wait to see the shot that wrecks the smug bastard.
Can we redo BBC Sports Personality of the Year? I think it might have been a bit early…
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Can we redo BBC Sports Personality of the Year? I think it might have been a bit early…
Fun Fact: GP held that world record for gravity defying hair until the early 90s, when Col. Wm. F. Guile and Paul Phoenix began to duel over it for decades - until Phoenix just couldn’t get it up anymore.
Then Capt. Christopher Pike had a Vulcan makeover and blew them all out of the running anyway.
Then Capt. Christopher Pike had a Vulcan makeover and blew them all out of the running anyway.
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Fun Fact: GP held that world record for gravity defying hair until the early 90s, when Col. Wm. F. Guile and Paul Phoenix began to duel over it for decades - until Phoenix just couldn’t get it up anymore.
Then Capt. Christopher Pike had a Vulcan makeover and blew them all out of the running anyway.
Then Capt. Christopher Pike had a Vulcan makeover and blew them all out of the running anyway.
Yep, Elton John confirmed then.
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yep, Elton John confirmed then.
You… do mean ‘in the NEXT cubicle’, right?
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You… do mean ‘in the NEXT cubicle’, right?
Have a word with Chris over at Fusion. He seems to have it nailed with everything he's got going on - and given his titles, I bet he'd be more than happy to have a chat with you.
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Have a word with Chris over at Fusion. He seems to have it nailed with everything he's got going on - and given his titles, I bet he'd be more than happy to have a chat with you.
Never getting over the fact that dunk LOST.
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Never getting over the fact that dunk LOST.
Just don't go vice versa on this, m'kay.
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just don't go vice versa on this, m'kay.
... Holy shit. What if THAT's the Ultimate Question?
"What is the mathematical product of the single shittiest meme ever conjured up by whatever decaying, fetid, 3-week-old bubblegum passes for the mind of a 21st century human?"
"What is the mathematical product of the single shittiest meme ever conjured up by whatever decaying, fetid, 3-week-old bubblegum passes for the mind of a 21st century human?"
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
... Holy shit. What if THAT's the Ultimate Question?
"What is the mathematical product of the single shittiest meme ever conjured up by whatever decaying, fetid, 3-week-old bubblegum passes for the mind of a 21st century human?"
"What is the mathematical product of the single shittiest meme ever conjured up by whatever decaying, fetid, 3-week-old bubblegum passes for the mind of a 21st century human?"
Oh, but you have nooooooooo idea. I saw this physical slurry on sale today…
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oh, but you have nooooooooo idea. I saw this physical slurry on sale today…
I wasn't even gonna touch it before, but there's four words in that post which are a sure fucking fire way of ensuring I never go within a NORWEGIAN FUCKING MILE of TikTok.
And that will be the absolute last time I hit keys in that particular six-letter permutation. Ever.
And that will be the absolute last time I hit keys in that particular six-letter permutation. Ever.
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I wasn't even gonna touch it before, but there's four words in that post which are a sure fucking fire way of ensuring I never go within a NORWEGIAN FUCKING MILE of TikTok.
And that will be the absolute last time I hit keys in that particular six-letter permutation. Ever.
And that will be the absolute last time I hit keys in that particular six-letter permutation. Ever.
Concussions are all in the head.
Yeah.
Almost like they're a 𝕊𝔼ℝ𝕀𝕆𝕌𝕊 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔹ℝ𝔸𝕀ℕ 𝕀ℕ𝕁𝕌ℝ𝕐 or something. I mean who the fuck knew, right?
With me on my panel tonight are Junior Se--oh… Aaron Hern... ah... and Bubba Sm... oo. Gentlemen, your thoughts…
". . . . ." ". . . . ." ". . . . ."
Nacua=🫏🕳️
Yeah.
Almost like they're a 𝕊𝔼ℝ𝕀𝕆𝕌𝕊 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔹ℝ𝔸𝕀ℕ 𝕀ℕ𝕁𝕌ℝ𝕐 or something. I mean who the fuck knew, right?
With me on my panel tonight are Junior Se--oh… Aaron Hern... ah... and Bubba Sm... oo. Gentlemen, your thoughts…
". . . . ." ". . . . ." ". . . . ."
Nacua=🫏🕳️
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Concussions are all in the head.
Yeah.
Almost like they're a 𝕊𝔼ℝ𝕀𝕆𝕌𝕊 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔹ℝ𝔸𝕀ℕ 𝕀ℕ𝕁𝕌ℝ𝕐 or something. I mean who the fuck knew, right?
With me on my panel tonight are Junior Se--oh… Aaron Hern... ah... and Bubba Sm... oo. Gentlemen, your thoughts…
". . . . ." ". . . . ." ". . . . ."
Nacua=🫏🕳️
Yeah.
Almost like they're a 𝕊𝔼ℝ𝕀𝕆𝕌𝕊 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔹ℝ𝔸𝕀ℕ 𝕀ℕ𝕁𝕌ℝ𝕐 or something. I mean who the fuck knew, right?
With me on my panel tonight are Junior Se--oh… Aaron Hern... ah... and Bubba Sm... oo. Gentlemen, your thoughts…
". . . . ." ". . . . ." ". . . . ."
Nacua=🫏🕳️
I had the Videosport at top right! That was my very first owned video game; got it for my 8th birthday. The controllers were comedically flimsy, and the on-screen paddles started jittering like mad after about 3 months.
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I had the Videosport at top right! That was my very first owned video game; got it for my 8th birthday. The controllers were comedically flimsy, and the on-screen paddles started jittering like mad after about 3 months.
It's 2-player mahjong. There's been tens of thousands of such games in Japan, on everything from the Famicom Disk System upwards. Tons of them in arcades as well.
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It's 2-player mahjong. There's been tens of thousands of such games in Japan, on everything from the Famicom Disk System upwards. Tons of them in arcades as well.
Dreamcast, huh... hmmm... time to finish that RPi 5 box, methinks...
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dreamcast, huh... hmmm... time to finish that RPi 5 box, methinks...
Does the second button work, and if so what does it correspond to?
Because if my C64-owning ass discovers we could have actually had multiple fire buttons on sticks THE WHOLE DAMN TIME…
Because if my C64-owning ass discovers we could have actually had multiple fire buttons on sticks THE WHOLE DAMN TIME…
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Does the second button work, and if so what does it correspond to?
Because if my C64-owning ass discovers we could have actually had multiple fire buttons on sticks THE WHOLE DAMN TIME…
Because if my C64-owning ass discovers we could have actually had multiple fire buttons on sticks THE WHOLE DAMN TIME…