whimsy
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Author of SciFi and Fantasy, player of old video games, probably has ADHD, likes old paintings & just generally want to be chill and friendly. They/them. Ally 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈[...]
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If I had command-line root access to my own brain--yeah let's be honest-- I'd have bricked that thing a looong time ago.
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 AM
If I had command-line root access to my own brain--yeah let's be honest-- I'd have bricked that thing a looong time ago.
"Traffic jam" implies the existence of other types of canned, stuck-vehicle preserves.
Traffic jellies, traffic spreads, traffic preserves.
What would the definition of each of these be? #🤔
Traffic jellies, traffic spreads, traffic preserves.
What would the definition of each of these be? #🤔
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Traffic jam" implies the existence of other types of canned, stuck-vehicle preserves.
Traffic jellies, traffic spreads, traffic preserves.
What would the definition of each of these be? #🤔
Traffic jellies, traffic spreads, traffic preserves.
What would the definition of each of these be? #🤔
$ ps | grep cthulu
PID TTY TIME CMD
667 ttys000 0:01.7 /r'lyeh/house/cthulu
$ kill -9 667 && sleep $UNKNOWN && cthulu #Niche-Joke
PID TTY TIME CMD
667 ttys000 0:01.7 /r'lyeh/house/cthulu
$ kill -9 667 && sleep $UNKNOWN && cthulu #Niche-Joke
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
$ ps | grep cthulu
PID TTY TIME CMD
667 ttys000 0:01.7 /r'lyeh/house/cthulu
$ kill -9 667 && sleep $UNKNOWN && cthulu #Niche-Joke
PID TTY TIME CMD
667 ttys000 0:01.7 /r'lyeh/house/cthulu
$ kill -9 667 && sleep $UNKNOWN && cthulu #Niche-Joke
Background music: 🎵All in all it's just a- nother brick in the wall. 🎶
Fortunato: For the love of God, Montresor! Could you at least change the music? #Incorrect-quotes #Edgar-Allan-Poe #The-Cask-of-Amontillado
Fortunato: For the love of God, Montresor! Could you at least change the music? #Incorrect-quotes #Edgar-Allan-Poe #The-Cask-of-Amontillado
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Background music: 🎵All in all it's just a- nother brick in the wall. 🎶
Fortunato: For the love of God, Montresor! Could you at least change the music? #Incorrect-quotes #Edgar-Allan-Poe #The-Cask-of-Amontillado
Fortunato: For the love of God, Montresor! Could you at least change the music? #Incorrect-quotes #Edgar-Allan-Poe #The-Cask-of-Amontillado
Five golden rings! In this economy?
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Five golden rings! In this economy?
Me: Sorry! I lost all sense of time.
Them: Fashion too.
Me: C'mon, this was on sale at Macy's...
Them: Fashion too.
Me: C'mon, this was on sale at Macy's...
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Me: Sorry! I lost all sense of time.
Them: Fashion too.
Me: C'mon, this was on sale at Macy's...
Them: Fashion too.
Me: C'mon, this was on sale at Macy's...
Aliens: So this animal's name is...
Me: Donkey.
Aliens:
Me: What?
Aliens: Despite the fact that it's clearly a gorilla.
Me: *shrugs*
Aliens: Is it because he's wearing a necktie?
Me: Donkey.
Aliens:
Me: What?
Aliens: Despite the fact that it's clearly a gorilla.
Me: *shrugs*
Aliens: Is it because he's wearing a necktie?
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Aliens: So this animal's name is...
Me: Donkey.
Aliens:
Me: What?
Aliens: Despite the fact that it's clearly a gorilla.
Me: *shrugs*
Aliens: Is it because he's wearing a necktie?
Me: Donkey.
Aliens:
Me: What?
Aliens: Despite the fact that it's clearly a gorilla.
Me: *shrugs*
Aliens: Is it because he's wearing a necktie?
No I am not, and honestly Bloomberg? Rude!
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
No I am not, and honestly Bloomberg? Rude!
"What's the matter babe? You've barely sat in your jair."
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"What's the matter babe? You've barely sat in your jair."
October 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
October 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Isaac Newton, overcome with a sudden urge to sing:
🎶 I think I'll try
defining
gravity 🎵 #🍎 #Wicked-the-Musical #Incorrect-lyrics
🎶 I think I'll try
defining
gravity 🎵 #🍎 #Wicked-the-Musical #Incorrect-lyrics
September 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Isaac Newton, overcome with a sudden urge to sing:
🎶 I think I'll try
defining
gravity 🎵 #🍎 #Wicked-the-Musical #Incorrect-lyrics
🎶 I think I'll try
defining
gravity 🎵 #🍎 #Wicked-the-Musical #Incorrect-lyrics
*Reading the iFixit Repairability Score for Humpty Dumpty*
"OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?" #🐴
"OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?" #🐴
August 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*Reading the iFixit Repairability Score for Humpty Dumpty*
"OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?" #🐴
"OK, but who puts a horse in charge of a repair? What were the King's men thinking?" #🐴
Was helping out with a funeral, and we found out that you can get custom laser-engraved memorial bricks.
So of course, the first joke made was to add this line to the obituary: "The family asks that in lieu of flowers, please throw memorial bricks through the following windows..."
So of course, the first joke made was to add this line to the obituary: "The family asks that in lieu of flowers, please throw memorial bricks through the following windows..."
August 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Was helping out with a funeral, and we found out that you can get custom laser-engraved memorial bricks.
So of course, the first joke made was to add this line to the obituary: "The family asks that in lieu of flowers, please throw memorial bricks through the following windows..."
So of course, the first joke made was to add this line to the obituary: "The family asks that in lieu of flowers, please throw memorial bricks through the following windows..."
Why would I buy a calendar when I can just look at the top comment on a music video on YouTube?
August 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Why would I buy a calendar when I can just look at the top comment on a music video on YouTube?
I didn't know it was possible to generate power this way. This is so cool.
https://japantoday.com/category/tech/japan's-1st-osmotic-power-plant-begins-operating-in-fukuoka
https://japantoday.com/category/tech/japan's-1st-osmotic-power-plant-begins-operating-in-fukuoka
August 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I didn't know it was possible to generate power this way. This is so cool.
https://japantoday.com/category/tech/japan's-1st-osmotic-power-plant-begins-operating-in-fukuoka
https://japantoday.com/category/tech/japan's-1st-osmotic-power-plant-begins-operating-in-fukuoka
I am looking for some game recommendations for a dear friend.
A while back a they had a stroke, and they lost motor control in one hand. Under these conditions, games need to be ones that can be played with 1-hand using keyboard, or mouse, or single handed controller.
Any recommendation[...]
A while back a they had a stroke, and they lost motor control in one hand. Under these conditions, games need to be ones that can be played with 1-hand using keyboard, or mouse, or single handed controller.
Any recommendation[...]
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August 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I am looking for some game recommendations for a dear friend.
A while back a they had a stroke, and they lost motor control in one hand. Under these conditions, games need to be ones that can be played with 1-hand using keyboard, or mouse, or single handed controller.
Any recommendation[...]
A while back a they had a stroke, and they lost motor control in one hand. Under these conditions, games need to be ones that can be played with 1-hand using keyboard, or mouse, or single handed controller.
Any recommendation[...]
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This, is TREK WARS:
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. - James T. Kirk
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. - James T. Kirk
August 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This, is TREK WARS:
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. - James T. Kirk
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. - James T. Kirk
Me: Groggy, fumbling for my phone to turn off the alarm.
Message from sibling: I raised the dead!
Me: ⁉️❔❓
Me: Oh right, I they're doing a first playthrough of Cultist Simulator. #Funny-way-to-wake-up-though #Video-games
Message from sibling: I raised the dead!
Me: ⁉️❔❓
Me: Oh right, I they're doing a first playthrough of Cultist Simulator. #Funny-way-to-wake-up-though #Video-games
August 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Me: Groggy, fumbling for my phone to turn off the alarm.
Message from sibling: I raised the dead!
Me: ⁉️❔❓
Me: Oh right, I they're doing a first playthrough of Cultist Simulator. #Funny-way-to-wake-up-though #Video-games
Message from sibling: I raised the dead!
Me: ⁉️❔❓
Me: Oh right, I they're doing a first playthrough of Cultist Simulator. #Funny-way-to-wake-up-though #Video-games
My old profile picture got sent to the abyss somehow, so here is a new one: a guardian lion from Okinawa called "Shisa."
August 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
My old profile picture got sent to the abyss somehow, so here is a new one: a guardian lion from Okinawa called "Shisa."
Reposted by whimsy
July 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Everyone has a testing environment. Some are even lucky enough to have it be separate from production. #IIIIIIIIT
July 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Everyone has a testing environment. Some are even lucky enough to have it be separate from production. #IIIIIIIIT
Stay silly against the dying of the light :3
July 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Stay silly against the dying of the light :3