Cassandra the Wretched
@whetwipes.bsky.social
Unhinged terminally online unsexy gender-thing.
Don't talk to me or the voices in my head ever again
Don't talk to me or the voices in my head ever again
Reposted by Cassandra the Wretched
Honestly if I wasn't such a coward I'd be way more kinky on here. I just don't really want the one family member who follows me to see that side of me haha
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Honestly if I wasn't such a coward I'd be way more kinky on here. I just don't really want the one family member who follows me to see that side of me haha
damn every time I think I have a banger skeet all my oomfies are asleep
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
damn every time I think I have a banger skeet all my oomfies are asleep
reminder to always print local because online print shops all use a 1000% markup
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
reminder to always print local because online print shops all use a 1000% markup
Happy post-holiday clearance day!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy post-holiday clearance day!!!!
Boomers be like "God, you can't say anything anymore! Everything has to be woke now!"
Look what giving up on sensitivity got you.
Your 'culture war' gave unlimited power to pedophile billionaires.
Look what giving up on sensitivity got you.
Your 'culture war' gave unlimited power to pedophile billionaires.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Boomers be like "God, you can't say anything anymore! Everything has to be woke now!"
Look what giving up on sensitivity got you.
Your 'culture war' gave unlimited power to pedophile billionaires.
Look what giving up on sensitivity got you.
Your 'culture war' gave unlimited power to pedophile billionaires.
Reposted by Cassandra the Wretched
For all the new artists joining Bluesky:
🎨 You don't have to censor words such as commission, Patreon or Ko-Fi.
🎨 You can share links and your post will not be de-boosted.
🎨 You can take time away from Bluesky and come back whenever you feel like, there's no algorithm to punish you!
🎨 You don't have to censor words such as commission, Patreon or Ko-Fi.
🎨 You can share links and your post will not be de-boosted.
🎨 You can take time away from Bluesky and come back whenever you feel like, there's no algorithm to punish you!
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
For all the new artists joining Bluesky:
🎨 You don't have to censor words such as commission, Patreon or Ko-Fi.
🎨 You can share links and your post will not be de-boosted.
🎨 You can take time away from Bluesky and come back whenever you feel like, there's no algorithm to punish you!
🎨 You don't have to censor words such as commission, Patreon or Ko-Fi.
🎨 You can share links and your post will not be de-boosted.
🎨 You can take time away from Bluesky and come back whenever you feel like, there's no algorithm to punish you!
Guy who changes his name to black so that when people go "no you're not" he can show his ID and go "yeah I am, it says so right here."
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Guy who changes his name to black so that when people go "no you're not" he can show his ID and go "yeah I am, it says so right here."
Unoccupied property tax when
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Unoccupied property tax when
Oh boy new follower!
...Oh they're following 7k people.
...Oh they only have 5 skeets and one of them is a link to a sketchy merch site.
...Oh they're a bot pretending to be a resist lib.
...Oh they're following 7k people.
...Oh they only have 5 skeets and one of them is a link to a sketchy merch site.
...Oh they're a bot pretending to be a resist lib.
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh boy new follower!
...Oh they're following 7k people.
...Oh they only have 5 skeets and one of them is a link to a sketchy merch site.
...Oh they're a bot pretending to be a resist lib.
...Oh they're following 7k people.
...Oh they only have 5 skeets and one of them is a link to a sketchy merch site.
...Oh they're a bot pretending to be a resist lib.
Stop trying to identify "high maskers" and just leave people the fuck alone you fucking creeps.
December 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Stop trying to identify "high maskers" and just leave people the fuck alone you fucking creeps.
Try our new Kringle Kondoms™!
With our brand new patented Jingle Junk® technology, now *you too* can hear the sounds of the holidays while you experience a very merry Christmas!
As an additional bonus, our newest line comes with Climax Carols®, so that you can really savour the holiday spirit!
With our brand new patented Jingle Junk® technology, now *you too* can hear the sounds of the holidays while you experience a very merry Christmas!
As an additional bonus, our newest line comes with Climax Carols®, so that you can really savour the holiday spirit!
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Try our new Kringle Kondoms™!
With our brand new patented Jingle Junk® technology, now *you too* can hear the sounds of the holidays while you experience a very merry Christmas!
As an additional bonus, our newest line comes with Climax Carols®, so that you can really savour the holiday spirit!
With our brand new patented Jingle Junk® technology, now *you too* can hear the sounds of the holidays while you experience a very merry Christmas!
As an additional bonus, our newest line comes with Climax Carols®, so that you can really savour the holiday spirit!
Sometimes I see clearly progressive ppl randomly block me and I do not understand why.
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sometimes I see clearly progressive ppl randomly block me and I do not understand why.
Reminder:
Machine Learning Good,
Generative AI Bad.
The difference is always the data and how it's used.
Machine Learning Good,
Generative AI Bad.
The difference is always the data and how it's used.
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Reminder:
Machine Learning Good,
Generative AI Bad.
The difference is always the data and how it's used.
Machine Learning Good,
Generative AI Bad.
The difference is always the data and how it's used.
Reposted by Cassandra the Wretched
We can do even more.
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
We can do even more.
It's the holidays!
The holly jollidays!!!!
The jolly wolly yolidays!!!!!?
The yolly wolly jolly sholidays!!!!?!?
The golly jolly wolly molly bobollyolidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The holly jollidays!!!!
The jolly wolly yolidays!!!!!?
The yolly wolly jolly sholidays!!!!?!?
The golly jolly wolly molly bobollyolidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's the holidays!
The holly jollidays!!!!
The jolly wolly yolidays!!!!!?
The yolly wolly jolly sholidays!!!!?!?
The golly jolly wolly molly bobollyolidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The holly jollidays!!!!
The jolly wolly yolidays!!!!!?
The yolly wolly jolly sholidays!!!!?!?
The golly jolly wolly molly bobollyolidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should like this post they were delicious.
Go on, I'm waiting.
Go on, I'm waiting.
Oh right I made Lion's Mane steaks last night. (They slapped)
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You should like this post they were delicious.
Go on, I'm waiting.
Go on, I'm waiting.
It's panic attack december!!!!
Go home for the holidays feeling like you're having a heart attack and spending like $200 on a trip to the hospital only to find out it was just mental illness!!!!
This season you too can feel like all of the air was robbed from your lungs as impending doom seys in!!
Go home for the holidays feeling like you're having a heart attack and spending like $200 on a trip to the hospital only to find out it was just mental illness!!!!
This season you too can feel like all of the air was robbed from your lungs as impending doom seys in!!
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's panic attack december!!!!
Go home for the holidays feeling like you're having a heart attack and spending like $200 on a trip to the hospital only to find out it was just mental illness!!!!
This season you too can feel like all of the air was robbed from your lungs as impending doom seys in!!
Go home for the holidays feeling like you're having a heart attack and spending like $200 on a trip to the hospital only to find out it was just mental illness!!!!
This season you too can feel like all of the air was robbed from your lungs as impending doom seys in!!
fuck you Mozilla and fuck you Anthony. Fuck your AI and fuck your murdering of the last major manifest 2 browser you selfish myopic idiots.
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
fuck you Mozilla and fuck you Anthony. Fuck your AI and fuck your murdering of the last major manifest 2 browser you selfish myopic idiots.
Oh right I made Lion's Mane steaks last night. (They slapped)
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Oh right I made Lion's Mane steaks last night. (They slapped)
claw back your reality
don't let yourself be consumed by the fog
don't let yourself be consumed by the fog
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
claw back your reality
don't let yourself be consumed by the fog
don't let yourself be consumed by the fog
Hot take that shouldn't be a hot take:
Vegan restaurants are some of the best because of the innovation and ways they need to experiment w/ ingredients to get a varied palette of flavours, but you're only ever going to realise this if you're not getting mock meat.
Vegan restaurants are some of the best because of the innovation and ways they need to experiment w/ ingredients to get a varied palette of flavours, but you're only ever going to realise this if you're not getting mock meat.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hot take that shouldn't be a hot take:
Vegan restaurants are some of the best because of the innovation and ways they need to experiment w/ ingredients to get a varied palette of flavours, but you're only ever going to realise this if you're not getting mock meat.
Vegan restaurants are some of the best because of the innovation and ways they need to experiment w/ ingredients to get a varied palette of flavours, but you're only ever going to realise this if you're not getting mock meat.
Keep ur trickle down economics in the bedroom smh smh.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Keep ur trickle down economics in the bedroom smh smh.
See those ram prices going up Microsoft?
That's the end of your business model.
You think that cloud virtualisation will fix it because people won't need to buy expensive machines, but people aren't replacing their old computers.
They can't afford to.
You're not going to get your metrics.
That's the end of your business model.
You think that cloud virtualisation will fix it because people won't need to buy expensive machines, but people aren't replacing their old computers.
They can't afford to.
You're not going to get your metrics.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
See those ram prices going up Microsoft?
That's the end of your business model.
You think that cloud virtualisation will fix it because people won't need to buy expensive machines, but people aren't replacing their old computers.
They can't afford to.
You're not going to get your metrics.
That's the end of your business model.
You think that cloud virtualisation will fix it because people won't need to buy expensive machines, but people aren't replacing their old computers.
They can't afford to.
You're not going to get your metrics.
Hello? Is it crashing yet? Is it?
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hello? Is it crashing yet? Is it?