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whattheforklucas.bsky.social
TARDIS Express Employee #26 🍉
@whattheforklucas.bsky.social
Far from the best environmentalist.

He/him/they

Asexual
Post something random of you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Drop some BEVERAGES 🧋
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
PASS! The cranberry sauce, we’re having mashed potatoes!
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You’ve just died. The 6h picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
(Damn this app and my thumb speed)
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Here I am ready to jump off a bus incase I got someone’s bday wrong
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I see you holding your grudges
I see you as you gun then down
I see you silencing your sister
And I love you still, and I love you still…
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Say goodbye scruff!
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This upsets me more than it should…
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Got scruffy four days without shaving
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Evil eye thread
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Not if the Hallmark Channel has anything to say!
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
eye thread

I am so tired…
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM