Rosa
@whatrosasaid.bsky.social
I have to go back to college so I can write a thesis on the effects of overindulging in Jason Robert Brown musicals as a young woman.
I don’t think it didn’t effect me.
I don’t think it didn’t effect me.
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have to go back to college so I can write a thesis on the effects of overindulging in Jason Robert Brown musicals as a young woman.
I don’t think it didn’t effect me.
I don’t think it didn’t effect me.
I don't really believe in past lives, but Columbo's face does look like I've sat on it before.
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I don't really believe in past lives, but Columbo's face does look like I've sat on it before.
I'm psychic in so much as I only ever crave a given restaurant on the day it's closed. I just want a sandwich from Larchmont Village served to me by a 6'4" Italian man currently upset with no less than 3 sons.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm psychic in so much as I only ever crave a given restaurant on the day it's closed. I just want a sandwich from Larchmont Village served to me by a 6'4" Italian man currently upset with no less than 3 sons.
Roses are red,
Joe Dirt has a mullet...
Joe Dirt has a mullet...
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Roses are red,
Joe Dirt has a mullet...
Joe Dirt has a mullet...
I have to call a parent teacher conference for these grapes I'm eating that claimed to be seedless.
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I have to call a parent teacher conference for these grapes I'm eating that claimed to be seedless.
These koi would be so fucking embarrassed to find out they were swimming like a tattoo. Please don’t mention it the next time you see them.
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
These koi would be so fucking embarrassed to find out they were swimming like a tattoo. Please don’t mention it the next time you see them.
We cannot let Wicked normalize year-long intermissions.
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We cannot let Wicked normalize year-long intermissions.
Looking for local help: I sprayed all the cleaning stuff in my shower and now I'd like to shower, but I'd really not like to scrub off the cleaner and muck first.
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Looking for local help: I sprayed all the cleaning stuff in my shower and now I'd like to shower, but I'd really not like to scrub off the cleaner and muck first.
On a bus packed with Millennials on the way to the Rilo Kiley concert and I can’t stop thinking about how many anecdotes about dial-up internet would be lost to the world if we crashed.
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
On a bus packed with Millennials on the way to the Rilo Kiley concert and I can’t stop thinking about how many anecdotes about dial-up internet would be lost to the world if we crashed.
My therapist is very good at their job, which is frankly exhausting.
October 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My therapist is very good at their job, which is frankly exhausting.
Are you a page break in a screen play? Because you're acting like a CONT.
July 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Are you a page break in a screen play? Because you're acting like a CONT.
Can we real quick switch to Cockney rhyming slang when it comes to words that are censored online? I’d much rather hear that someone’s “thrilled an elf” than that they’ve “unalived” themselves after a “crass pooting”.
July 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Can we real quick switch to Cockney rhyming slang when it comes to words that are censored online? I’d much rather hear that someone’s “thrilled an elf” than that they’ve “unalived” themselves after a “crass pooting”.
Really sitting with the fact that the first TV character I saw myself reflected in as a child was Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs.
I'm not upset, just astounded by how true it still rings.
I'm not upset, just astounded by how true it still rings.
June 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Really sitting with the fact that the first TV character I saw myself reflected in as a child was Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs.
I'm not upset, just astounded by how true it still rings.
I'm not upset, just astounded by how true it still rings.
I'm an adult, so I call them Labreastbreasts.
June 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm an adult, so I call them Labreastbreasts.
Good luck teaching a robot how to piss in a Dasani bottle.
June 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Good luck teaching a robot how to piss in a Dasani bottle.
Grandmama, tell me again how you returned to live in Europe during the '20s funded entirely by reselling Labubus?
June 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Grandmama, tell me again how you returned to live in Europe during the '20s funded entirely by reselling Labubus?
Feeling a lot less stressed about Trump's new plane after seeing who gifted it to him.
May 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Feeling a lot less stressed about Trump's new plane after seeing who gifted it to him.
We really wanna kill the entertainment and farming industries at the same time? You really want to pair up the people who own actual pitchforks with the bitches desperate for a chorus roll who can belt riffs to the gods?
May 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We really wanna kill the entertainment and farming industries at the same time? You really want to pair up the people who own actual pitchforks with the bitches desperate for a chorus roll who can belt riffs to the gods?
It's always nice to see yourself represented in media.
May 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's always nice to see yourself represented in media.
If you were thinking a great way to be celebrating your recovery from covid would be to spend 2.5 hours with your jaw cranked open and a dentist driling into your 2nd furthest back tooth...Frommer's would not reccomend.
May 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you were thinking a great way to be celebrating your recovery from covid would be to spend 2.5 hours with your jaw cranked open and a dentist driling into your 2nd furthest back tooth...Frommer's would not reccomend.
Globalism is hard because I can really latch on and resent the fact that all my produce is better traveled than me.
Stop bragging about passport stamps -- you're a shallot.
Stop bragging about passport stamps -- you're a shallot.
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Globalism is hard because I can really latch on and resent the fact that all my produce is better traveled than me.
Stop bragging about passport stamps -- you're a shallot.
Stop bragging about passport stamps -- you're a shallot.
I think I’m just 50 now.
March 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I think I’m just 50 now.
Just saw a commercial for drinking water. The act, not the concept.
March 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Just saw a commercial for drinking water. The act, not the concept.
I saw this dress and immediately thought "I would marry a woman who would make me shit myself for a dress like this." so, yeah, I'm a fan of The Cinema.
March 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I saw this dress and immediately thought "I would marry a woman who would make me shit myself for a dress like this." so, yeah, I'm a fan of The Cinema.