This totally looks like an SNL set. Dude looks likes he's playing a nerd on SNL.

We need to know when survivor comes back on. You don't want to watch, but you also don't want to wait for tomorrow for the survivor finale. If you know... You know.

his makeup is just jarringly bad today.

where is dude paying $2 per gallon for gas???

so he's saying that he *started* the war? right?

How long till Israel bombs again? I have Saturday night. Contact me for betting odds.

This is sexy AF.

Elon suggesting that I boycott Netflix makes me want to sign up for it.

(I mean did Louis CK have other options??)

I am too embarrassed to ask Ann "hey can we eat grapes now?" and honestly I don't remember if I like them or not so fuckit I guess I'm boycotting grapes till I die.

I am laughing so hard. When I was a kid, my older sister told me that we had to boycott grapes so I obviously did; she was my idol. She never told me, though, that I was allowed to eat grapes again so I have literally not eaten a grape since I was like eight years old.

Are we great yet?

Baller to post while on a panel @katmabu.bsky.social

We need more actual ballers in politics.

Wholeheartedly support