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⚙️Whatifmachine⚙️
@whatifmachine.bsky.social
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Nostalgia addict and A/V cord detangling professional.

Retro/Variety Streamer on Twitch
Twitch follower goal: 174/180
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Youtube: youtube.com/@Whatifmachine
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Some more of this one today! (Or night depending on where you are)

Sonic Unleashed Recompiled

Starting now!
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December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Anybody care for some Banjo? Starting now! After many technical difficulties 😆

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A picture of a person in need of some gaming release a la Banjo Kazooie!
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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None of this is surprising except for the animals aquariums a zoos 😆 the heck? @feeshie.bsky.social @icvveiner.bsky.social @nocturnalhanna.bsky.social @sirrandall.yeold.press Clearly I have excellent taste in streamers! 😁
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I'm a little late to the party but here's to my first year of streaming! It's been so much fun! Thank you all for hanging out with this middling gamer!
Picture of my twitch recap! 176 new followers. 1.73K total hours watched. 82 New Subscribers. 135 Total streams. 27.8K Chats received. 48 Clips.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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So I found Kurt's Balls at an arcade but I didn't have enough points to get one 😞
Picture of a plush Friend Ball
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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We had a strong start to Unleashed and so far, I adore this game! (I need a Sundae Supreme in my life!)

Thank you @sirrandall.yeold.press for the resub and @wesall1.bsky.social for all the gift subs, also @icvveiner.bsky.social for the bitties! I appreciate all the support! 🫶
Picture of Chip my new favorite Sonic the Hedgehog character!
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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It's time to go fast again! Starting our first playthrough of Sonic Unleashed!

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Me holding up my copy of Sonic Unleashed for XBOX 360
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Haven't made a proper post about this, but I'm really excited about it! On Saturday, we will be starting our first playthrough of the Sonic Unleashed PC Port, Sonic Unleashed Recompiled!

Starting at 4PM CT!
Picture of Sonic Unleashed on XBOX 360, disk and manual.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Happy Thanks/Friends/Hidefromyourfamilygiving Day!

I hope everyone has the best day possible! Also it's perfectly ok to leave if you are overwhelmed, and you don't owe anyone an immediate explanation.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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2 levels left in Banjo Kazooie! Starting now!

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Picture of my goofy ass holding up my copy of Banjo Kazooie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Are we ready for more Banjo! I sure am! 😁 Starting now!

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November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Hey @wesall1.bsky.social look what I found today!
A picture of my latest videogame purchase. Sonic Unleashed for Xbox 360
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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More Banjo Kazooie! Gonna start off finishing Clanker tonight! Peep the awesome @feeshie.bsky.social sticker on my N64!

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Picture of me and my N64 with a Banjo Kazooie Cart in it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Du huh! Starting up some more comfy, cozy Banjo Kazooie!

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November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Thanks for the tip I might just do that!
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Du huh! The weather has let us know that cozy platformer season has arrived! More Banjo Kazooie tonight!

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A picture of my orange N64 with a copy of Banjo Kazooie in it!
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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It finally happened! The kid didn't find it funny when I told her that when it reached 200,000 the car would explode 😆
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Servin up some Banjo Kazooie tonight! Haven't done a playthrough of this for many years! Let's see how much I can remember from this absolute gem!
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Picture of me with Banjo Kazooie in my N64!
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Will we finish Zaza? Im ready to see what the post-game is all about, so hopefully!

Starting Pokemon Legends: Z-A now!

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November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I believe we'll be finishing this gem tonight! Also, as of November 1st, I've been streaming for exactly 1 year! Feels like just yesterday! My affiliate anniversary will be in February, but it feels like an important milestone to take note of! 😁

Starting Pokemon ZaZa now!
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November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Why does it look like Charizard is giving the finger behind Blastoise's head 😂
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Won't be able to stream on Wednesday soooo SURPRISE STREAM!

Starting Pokemon Legends: Zippideedoodah now!

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November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Starting another stream of Pokemon Legends: Z-A! I made some new Pokemon sound redeems, which are all 1 channel point for the rest of the game!

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Picture of me with my copy of Pokemon Legends: Z-A and a big shit eating grin on my face!
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I present the "I need to kill an hour and a half in a parking lot" kit.
A picture of my Switch 1 with Pokemon Legends: Z-A plugged into a Jackery Power Station.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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My Xbox 360 and PS3 lookin up at me while I play Pokemon Legends.
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM