Lauren
@whatgozaround.bsky.social
wickedly talented, one and only
I just read am obituary that said the deceased was an avid player of Candy Crush 😅😭
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I just read am obituary that said the deceased was an avid player of Candy Crush 😅😭
Remembering I have real benefits and a retirement fund is so wild to me.
I've been working full time for years and have had to beg for health insurance from my last two companies
I've been working full time for years and have had to beg for health insurance from my last two companies
March 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Remembering I have real benefits and a retirement fund is so wild to me.
I've been working full time for years and have had to beg for health insurance from my last two companies
I've been working full time for years and have had to beg for health insurance from my last two companies
I told Isaac I hope he looks like Larry David or Bernie Sanders when he gets old. He didn't take it too well :/
March 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I told Isaac I hope he looks like Larry David or Bernie Sanders when he gets old. He didn't take it too well :/
March 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
5 years ago today I called some contrarian on my fb post an "mlm-loving meathead" and it weirdly got a lot of likes from people that also apparently hate him
I'm glad I don't engage like that anymore, but it's funny as hell that he blocked me over that
I'm glad I don't engage like that anymore, but it's funny as hell that he blocked me over that
March 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
5 years ago today I called some contrarian on my fb post an "mlm-loving meathead" and it weirdly got a lot of likes from people that also apparently hate him
I'm glad I don't engage like that anymore, but it's funny as hell that he blocked me over that
I'm glad I don't engage like that anymore, but it's funny as hell that he blocked me over that
Idk why I started thinking about this video today, but watching it with 2025 eyes kinda makes it hard to believe we ever lived in this world. This was only 9 yrs ago, and so much has changed since then.
March 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Idk why I started thinking about this video today, but watching it with 2025 eyes kinda makes it hard to believe we ever lived in this world. This was only 9 yrs ago, and so much has changed since then.
We live in the timeline where Biff has the Sports Almanac
February 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
We live in the timeline where Biff has the Sports Almanac
"You're so funny"
Thanks, my narcissistic parents abandoned me at times when I needed them most. 🤗
Thanks, my narcissistic parents abandoned me at times when I needed them most. 🤗
February 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"You're so funny"
Thanks, my narcissistic parents abandoned me at times when I needed them most. 🤗
Thanks, my narcissistic parents abandoned me at times when I needed them most. 🤗
This is no longer happening thanks to USDA budget cuts via DOGE.
I'm bummed bc I LOVE field work, but at least I don't have to furiously come up with a will since Isaac and I would've been on the same flight 🫠
I'm bummed bc I LOVE field work, but at least I don't have to furiously come up with a will since Isaac and I would've been on the same flight 🫠
I have to fly to the Dominican Republic for work next month, and seeing all these plane crashes in the news is freaking me the f out.
I've never been scared of flying before. And I've flown a whole lot in the past 3 years.
I've never been scared of flying before. And I've flown a whole lot in the past 3 years.
February 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is no longer happening thanks to USDA budget cuts via DOGE.
I'm bummed bc I LOVE field work, but at least I don't have to furiously come up with a will since Isaac and I would've been on the same flight 🫠
I'm bummed bc I LOVE field work, but at least I don't have to furiously come up with a will since Isaac and I would've been on the same flight 🫠
I just had to carry large, clear bags full of horse 💩 to my lab, and I passed a veterinarian who said "oooh that looks fun!" (she's dead serious) followed by "only at a vet school"
February 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I just had to carry large, clear bags full of horse 💩 to my lab, and I passed a veterinarian who said "oooh that looks fun!" (she's dead serious) followed by "only at a vet school"
the Pope being on death's door reminds me of all the times I'd tweet and tag him, Beyonce, and Tom from MySpace every time I hated a Twitter update
February 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
the Pope being on death's door reminds me of all the times I'd tweet and tag him, Beyonce, and Tom from MySpace every time I hated a Twitter update
I have to fly to the Dominican Republic for work next month, and seeing all these plane crashes in the news is freaking me the f out.
I've never been scared of flying before. And I've flown a whole lot in the past 3 years.
I've never been scared of flying before. And I've flown a whole lot in the past 3 years.
February 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have to fly to the Dominican Republic for work next month, and seeing all these plane crashes in the news is freaking me the f out.
I've never been scared of flying before. And I've flown a whole lot in the past 3 years.
I've never been scared of flying before. And I've flown a whole lot in the past 3 years.
Had to turn off my automatic footboards bc the cold was messing with my door saying it was ajar when it wasn't.
I guess I forgot this fact in the 15 minutes it took for me to drive to work bc I fully fell out of my car when I tried to get out
I guess I forgot this fact in the 15 minutes it took for me to drive to work bc I fully fell out of my car when I tried to get out
February 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Had to turn off my automatic footboards bc the cold was messing with my door saying it was ajar when it wasn't.
I guess I forgot this fact in the 15 minutes it took for me to drive to work bc I fully fell out of my car when I tried to get out
I guess I forgot this fact in the 15 minutes it took for me to drive to work bc I fully fell out of my car when I tried to get out
Reposted by Lauren
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
It's so hard to watch Curb knowing Cheryl's real life husband is the anti-vax brain worm man :/
February 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's so hard to watch Curb knowing Cheryl's real life husband is the anti-vax brain worm man :/
I wish I could get an attention span transplant. I'd hustle every day and night just to afford one.
(It'd obviously be expensive in this hypothetical scenario)
(It'd obviously be expensive in this hypothetical scenario)
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I wish I could get an attention span transplant. I'd hustle every day and night just to afford one.
(It'd obviously be expensive in this hypothetical scenario)
(It'd obviously be expensive in this hypothetical scenario)
i tested negative for everything so my official diagnosis is The Crud™️
the dr prescribed me Miss Tammy Flu anyway though so 🤠
the dr prescribed me Miss Tammy Flu anyway though so 🤠
January 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i tested negative for everything so my official diagnosis is The Crud™️
the dr prescribed me Miss Tammy Flu anyway though so 🤠
the dr prescribed me Miss Tammy Flu anyway though so 🤠
going to an urgent care with a 2.9 star rating on Google bc nowhere else had appts 🥲
January 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
going to an urgent care with a 2.9 star rating on Google bc nowhere else had appts 🥲
I accidentally spoiled the 2nd acotar book for myself and now I'm not sure I want to keep reading them 🫠
January 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I accidentally spoiled the 2nd acotar book for myself and now I'm not sure I want to keep reading them 🫠
surely listening to the twilight soundtrack for the billionth time will fix me
January 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
surely listening to the twilight soundtrack for the billionth time will fix me
gotta fun the fun side of this app so I don't get depressed every time I open it and read something shitty about the current state of our nation
January 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
gotta fun the fun side of this app so I don't get depressed every time I open it and read something shitty about the current state of our nation
it's like he WANTS another lockdown. wtaf is happening
Trump just withdrew the United States from the World Health Organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
January 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
it's like he WANTS another lockdown. wtaf is happening
Reposted by Lauren
Trump just withdrew the United States from the World Health Organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Trump just withdrew the United States from the World Health Organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.