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Jason Rashaad
@whatcomesnextllc.ai
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Researcher, Speaker, Instructor, First out the Limo

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My last job I was told that I needed to have all of my emails to the customer "reviewed" because there were concerns about my "ability to communicate."

I don't know what made me think of that.

www.rawstory.com/trump-thanks...
The President of the United States is a moron. An absolute moron.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I just had a conversation about balancing security with usability. Huh.

www.unionesarda.it/en/world/lou...
A "weak" password could become one of the symbols of the Louvre's security flaws. According to 2014 documents obtained by Libération, accessing the museum's video surveillance server required typing the all-too-obvious word: LOUVRE . And, back in the day, a report from the National Cybersecurity Agency warned ten years ago that "whoever controls the Louvre's network can facilitate the theft of artworks." Now, after the sensational heist worth nearly €90 million , Paris prosecutor Laure Beccuau speculates that the culprits aren't criminal masterminds, but rather simple thieves, perhaps without any internal accomplices. Culture Minister Rachida Dati also acknowledged the serious shortcomings, speaking of "a chronic and structural underestimation of the risk of theft." ~ L'Union Sarde - https://www.unionesarda.it/en/world/louvre-robbery-security-flaws-the-obviously-password-was-quot-louvrequot-ft1kkp6c?amp=1&ICID=ref_fark
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A can of no salt black beans is $3 vice $.89 for "regular" 400mg per serving "enjoy dialysis, poor" beans.

Sorry just chiming in because this was my internal monologue all of yesterday. The chips were my "luxury purchase."
Grocery haul for some broke ass dude idk. $4 for Greek Yogurt "you could have bought a forty, homie"
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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"Perfidy" is such a great word.
Wikipedia definition of "Perfidy" "In the context of war, perfidy is a form of deceptive tactic where one side pretends to act in good faith, such as signaling a truce, but does so with the deliberate intention of breaking that promise. The goal is to trick the enemy into lowering its guard, such as stepping out of cover to accept a supposed surrender, only to exploit its vulnerability. Perfidy constitutes a breach of the laws of war and so is a war crime, as it degrades the protections and mutual restraints developed in the interest of all parties, combatants and civilians." Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidy
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Happy birthday, Jason Rashaad.
"Birthday Cake" flavor cookies and a "Happy Birthday" note from the good people at the TownePlace Suites by Marriott. Where you're family. Obviously.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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That's fucking stupid.

I look away for twenty years, look back and you people have gotten capitalism all over everything.
(response to a question generated from Claude) Actually, both UPS and USPS use dimensional weight now. UPS uses dimensional weight (Length × Width × Height ÷ 139) for bulky but lightweight luggage Luggage To Ship
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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New ICE recruits not super familiar with the 4th Amendment: Bug or feature?*
* It's a feature. Picture highlights an excerpt from linked article detailing "The academic requirement..." with reference to ICE recruits inability to pass a written exam.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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It's fun watching this knowing this is a person with Hollaback Girl on a playlist called "Galentines"

I don't have a larger point just sharing carry on

panamaplaylists.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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It's in full on the site: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/19/t...
Front page of the Chicago Tribute featuring photograph taken by Stacey Wescott titled "Curtis Evans, of Evanston, carries a U.S. flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. Evans said he was a Marine during President Ronald Reagan’s term. (Stacey Wescott/Chicago Tribune)"
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I hate that replies are limited because Deflation of the Fascists is such a fire band name @prisonculture.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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What are you suggesting, BlueSky algorithm?
Back to back posts of big back nonsense.
August 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I don't have a comment I just want to thank you for this and I will not rest until I find some excuse to use it in casual conversation. "In what sorts of casual conversation would one use such a term?" the very best kinds I would imagine.
Definition of "butcher's apron" as (chiefly Ireland, derogatory) The Union Jack, as a symbol of oppressive British nationalism.
August 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I like that the counter-argument is "right but I want to fuck Sydney Sweeney real real bad so this is fine"

Meanwhile actual Nazis are all "right on!"
Headline banner from tabloid magazine "The U.S. Sun" titled "ZIP IT, WOKIES" and a bunch of folderol about woke advertising and liberals and blah blah blah
July 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I just like this and want to put it somewhere to remind myself not to be such a fucking bummer all the time.
July 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Friendly reminder: He is 39.
DuckDuckGo search showing Stephen Miller as spat forth onto this plane August 23, 1985.
July 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This story needs a Calvin "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign.
Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Calvin won't let Susie up in the treehouse as girls are not allowed. Susie wasn't interested in the first place, leaving Calvin pensive.
July 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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This article is much more horrifying than I planned on it being. I do not understand how you humans manage to collide long enough to make other humans.

And this? Is HILARIOUS.
Text from Washingtonpost.com -- If AI suggestions have a cooling effect on some dating app conversations, that’s not always a bad thing, according to Yoel Roth, Match Group’s head of trust and safety. Match uses AI to read users’ messages and prompt them if they’re about to send something potentially offensive, abusive or weird. Senders are asked, “Are you sure?” and given an opportunity to rephrase their message. About 20 percent of people who get this prompt choose not to send the original chat, Roth said onstage at an AI conference in June. Recipients might also get a “Does this bother you?” prompt if Match’s AI perceives a message to be potentially harmful, Roth said.
July 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Sometimes you have a brand and you stick with it and I almost respect it

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...
July 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Hey everyone. How's it going.
July 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Specialist Johnson then proceeded to destroy the enemy with insults and other harsh language.
June 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Dear @busboysandpoets.bsky.social - I love you. Do you love me?

Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ]
Menu from Busboys and Poets, Washington DC. Andy Shallal, proprietor and solid dude.
June 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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If anyone speaks with @katiephang.bsky.social tell her I love her glasses. Seriously solid choice. 10/10 no notes.
June 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I don't have time to explain why but apparently there are no pictures of me just out there hither and yon. I checked. Old headshots and some mugshots of a dude who isn't me.

Huh.

Anywho.
Jason Rashaad in a What Comes Next? hoodie in a car going who knows where and for what.
May 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Don't mind me, just posting images I find amusing, as is the purported best use case for the Internet.
A sneak diss is a bitch move. A sneak diss is when someone makes a rather vague post describing a certain individual in a derogatory way or a situation that multiple people know about, but while describing the person they refrain from using the person's name as to not directly make a connection between the post and the individual. This is a way to keep from being confronted by the post Dissed Person: Wow, Harold just sneak dissed me on his Snapchat story. Other Person: Damn, Harold's such a little bitch. Why wouldn't he just say it to your face? by NHxTALL May 31, 2018 ~ urbandictionary.com
May 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Uh, excuse me no this is not a "fanny pack" how dare you this is completely different for reasons and therefore whereby such as
A middle aged man in a Man City shirt and jeans taking what he hopes is a flattering picture of himself and a recently purchased Patagonia Atom Sling Bag. He definitely seems charming and personable, and someone with whom you could share a laugh and engaging discussion. He also definitely just realized the character limit for Alt Text is ridiculous so while we're on the subject let's talk about human authenticity. I think in today's "attention economy" widely available technology that creates realistic content will cause an overall desensitization of the zeitgeist sensorium: We will begin to crave true, authentic connections with real people who have flaws and make mistakes over ersatz perfection available a dime a dozen. In this new reality I hope to be a thought leader and educator while also getting into the occasional madcap adventure. Seriously whose idea was it to set the character limit for these so high what is this adding to the datagram for every image load or am I old and washed and that's not how we count web metrics anymore? Speaking of, edge servers: What a good idea "Hey everyone we built this global content network to push images and now it's just sitting here why don't we idk deploy DNS servers?" And to think I just grinded away Federal side going slowly insane while technology is making literal quantum leaps...ok so I was trying to pack all of this to prove a point but I'm running out of any sort of cohesive thought so I guess that's all. This has been fun and my apologies to whoever's screenreader just shit its pants. Love, luck, and lollipops, Jason Rashaad
May 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM