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John Whalen
@whalen.bsky.social
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Semi-lurker, occasional poster since 2023 ½.
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Bubba Prompt!
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Bubba Prompt!
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Never forget.
July 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Farewell to the Lucid Dreamer who made the night material…

FIRST WOODSMAN: …descended from pure air.

MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE: Going up and down. Intercourse between the two worlds.

BOB: Light of new discoveries… Fire Walk With Me.
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Me desperately waving off 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Picture of Werner Herzog wincing in Teutonic, "Happy New Year losers!"
January 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Where all the finches go?
Some kind of hawk chilling on the lip of my fountain in Mid City Los Angeles.
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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The funk of 40 years. Thriller house still terrorizing y'all's neighborhood in Angelino Heights.
Victorian home used as the location in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video, shown in daylight with fire damage to portico. Carrol Ave., Los Angeles.
November 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Peter Thiel's To-Do List
Post-It note with "Gawker" and "Twitter" crossed out, but "Bluesky" not yet crossed out.
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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LA street art is on point.
Los Angeles Street Park poster plastered over a Venom 3 fence ad: black and white painting of grotesque, Korbi and multi face Trump with the caption Dick Tater.
October 29, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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TIL Prime Pizza is people, apparently.
Pizza box from L.A.’s Prime Pizza depicting zombies vying for a slice of “pepperoni” pizza that has emerged from the grave in a skeleton’s hand.
October 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Cat in a pet carrier that looks like Elmo Musk's idiotic Robovan design.
October 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Finger pointing at ass-ugly cybertruck with Simpson's Nelson dialog balloon that reads: "Ha Ha!"
October 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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July 5, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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July 5, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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June 16, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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Not sure if this is an improvement, but it made me laff
May 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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I saw one in L.A. last week. So wide the driver had to straddle the center turn lane to avoid clipping parallel-parked cars.
Cybertruck straddling the center turn lane.
April 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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April 16, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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I write-a you off, monkey-boy!
April 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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This is peak cat. No disrespect to your cat, but come on.
December 4, 2023 at 6:01 AM
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October 19, 2023 at 3:00 AM
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October 19, 2023 at 2:59 AM