Jordan Sissel
whack.bsky.social
Jordan Sissel
@whack.bsky.social
Why, computer.
In truth, the way I find out about new Ruby features these days is by finding out I used them by mistake and accidentally broke things when my code is run on older Ruby versions, like this fpm patch: github.com/jordansissel...
Fix multiple backwards compatibility issues found in fpm v1.17.0 by jordansissel · Pull Request #2123 · jordansissel/fpm
Fixes: Avoid endless range, use -1 as end of range if appropriate. (introduced in ruby 2.6.0) Avoid using String arg for StringScanner#scan(), use regex instead. (was introduced in ruby 2.7.0) Avo...
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November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
yeah same … plus it keeps me from doing more sysadmin stuff at home and that’s probably the best for everyone in my house
October 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Fighting stars in my star fighter during the Star war
August 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
As a parent I fucking hate it, I am not immune, and it definitely affects my parenting choices. :/
August 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I went to far and now when there’s no leftovers I don’t know what to have for breakfast or lunch
July 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Somehow this could be wilder and more horrifying than Event Horizon
July 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
damn this is a hell of an endorsement… I should get this game
July 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A true friend
May 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ok that would be a fun mashup.

"My best tip: use or sell the tons of consumable combat items you get — there’s no reason to hoard them."

This conflicts with the primary way I play FF games. I don't understand anything other than "hoard all items"
May 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I watched all of these and just gotta say HECK YEAH
February 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Kinda wild the things people think are normal and good
February 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"I'm going to get Mr. Belt" was something I heard more than a few times as a kid.
February 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
*squinting* the first part seems to be 87(?) measures of rest then some violent squiggle notation and then more rest? What is squiggle. ?!
January 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you like good-music-weird-singer you gonna love Sacred Steel who absolutely nail the prog metal sound but the singing makes me deeply uncomfortable
December 13, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Reach was sooo friggin good. I haven't played anything after 4 and it sounds like I should keep it that way 😆
December 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM