Wet Luzinski
@wetluzinski.bsky.social
Wet Luzinski is the poet laureate of http://thegoodphight.com, a blog about the Philadelphia Phillies. He also plays and coaches Ultimate.
Snow football update: Dudes in suits and topcoats using the shared desk to spell words
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Snow football update: Dudes in suits and topcoats using the shared desk to spell words
Eagles offense featured two runners today.
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Eagles offense featured two runners today.
On the Spanish language broadcast they only have TWO people behind a big desk.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
On the Spanish language broadcast they only have TWO people behind a big desk.
There is a man, sir
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
There is a man, sir
70+ points out of the backcourt is sustainably entertaining basketball
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
70+ points out of the backcourt is sustainably entertaining basketball
Never forget, sir. And I feel awful for adding the alt-text, really I do.
October 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Never forget, sir. And I feel awful for adding the alt-text, really I do.
Sometimes you’re the dog.
October 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Sometimes you’re the dog.
Mathematically you have to marvel at the improbable ratio
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Mathematically you have to marvel at the improbable ratio
The Phillies starting off game 3 with a bunt attempt y’know for a goof
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The Phillies starting off game 3 with a bunt attempt y’know for a goof
How Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell started the evening
How it’s going
How it’s going
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
How Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell started the evening
How it’s going
How it’s going
Are you asking us what we thought of Kingman’s performance, sir?
October 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Are you asking us what we thought of Kingman’s performance, sir?
Hooray for Everything, sir
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hooray for Everything, sir
Harper still out, I see.🧐
September 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Harper still out, I see.🧐
Somehow we need five ex-players talking about the game we just saw all dressed in fancy suits behind a desk. But sure. A.I. is coming for *our* jobs.
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Somehow we need five ex-players talking about the game we just saw all dressed in fancy suits behind a desk. But sure. A.I. is coming for *our* jobs.
5! Doods in suits now talking about the half of football we all just saw behind a desk under some sort of pagoda/chuppah.
Why is this a thing?
Why is this a thing?
September 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
5! Doods in suits now talking about the half of football we all just saw behind a desk under some sort of pagoda/chuppah.
Why is this a thing?
Why is this a thing?
Galapogan genetics are hard to understand, sir, but it is true that McCarthy’s son works for the Mets, sir.
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Galapogan genetics are hard to understand, sir, but it is true that McCarthy’s son works for the Mets, sir.
I mean, good God, sir.
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I mean, good God, sir.
The Aurora Borealis is contained entirely in the kitchen, sir.
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Aurora Borealis is contained entirely in the kitchen, sir.
I love how during the rain delay the people in suits are tucked in a corner bereft of their table. What if the table attracted lightning? WHAT IF
September 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love how during the rain delay the people in suits are tucked in a corner bereft of their table. What if the table attracted lightning? WHAT IF