Brett
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Cool Stuff Sold on Craigslist in Maine: a Thread
Do you want to bid on a FRAMED photo of mine recently featured in a show to benefit a local community darkroom?

Do so here!

givebutter.com/c/gogo25/auc...
Photo A-GoGo
A fundraiser to support The Bakery Photographic Collective
givebutter.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s 2012. Somebody sends you an Elf Yourself.
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It happened again: I started Secret of Mana and got completely and utterly lost as soon as I tired to pick it up on my second sitting and so I gave up.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
One time I saw a big shark almost eat a guy !!!!
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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took the carton of egg nog out of the fridge and waved it around over my head for a second and the baby gave me a big huge smile. she's a natural-born noghead.
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It’s the time of year where I think about this joke every time I pass a dressed up store.

youtu.be/poAKw-MX9sc?...
JOY and PEACE Cotton Hill
YouTube video by Gary Fish
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Re-normalize referring to hanging out with friends in your house as “having company.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I took a Myers Briggs test at my new job. Apparently i’m an INFJ - the rarest and most difficult type. Oops!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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hey allright okay, mine won a contest and was recently listed in @electricliterature.com's best short story collections of the year. if you're into melancholic literary realism then maybe this is for you: share.google/sFdhjh5R3KvP...
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I. wanna piss my pants all night. And poop my pants every day.
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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For Christmas, im just going to buy everyone a Koosh Ball
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hi i’m in Tokyo. Every little public square looks like a Splatoon level.
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
So did any of you actually play cards with the special edition dvd of Snatch (Dir. Guy Ritchie, 2000) poker set or what
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the ice cream truck came by today. It’s November and 55 degrees.
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I heard the macarena last week
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
it’s a good night for Maine. Go kick rocks, fascists.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
my city’s landlord ass mayor sending out a texting push to get people to vote No on a minimum wage increase? Go kick rocks, pal.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Years ago I watched a presentation by a former park ranger. His message was largely about childhood literacy. Which is fine and good. But the weirdest, most kinda off-message thing he said, which I think about the time was his closing line.

“Reading. It’s like watching a movie in your mind.”
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
can’t believe i didn’t think of this costume idea until AFTER
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
In case you needed to zone in and focus, somebody made a compilation of all the Roller Coaster Tycoon carousel music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tpL...
RollerCoaster Tycoon - Merry go round music
YouTube video by Jez
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I had a legit terrifying dracula nightmare last night and you know what? Pretty cool dream.
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder thread that Blake Mills has quietly been one of the most innovative and versatile modern indie rock and jazz musicians for the past 15 years.
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Growing up I had neighbors who were convinced they had a ghost in their 1970s era ranch home that they had owned since the 1980s.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Fulfilling my destiny by buying a copy of famous tough-guys-only novel BLOOD MERIDIAN.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM