derpyglomp
@wetbackwarlord.bsky.social
Loving, Caring, and Devoted father of 5 and Grandfather of 9. Here to spread Positivity across the internet! Please Reach out so I can show you pictures of my small and humble Pennsylvania Family!
Follow me on twitter! @wetbackwarlord or @ILUVWHITEPUZZY
Follow me on twitter! @wetbackwarlord or @ILUVWHITEPUZZY
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derpyglomp
@wetbackwarlord.bsky.social
· Oct 19
😃Hello! Welcome to my Page! Lemme tell you all about myself.
In 1994 there was a tragic accident that resulted in the death of my friend Franklin Jernendau. Ever since that accident, I have been continuously been having sex with his wife and daughter. I miss you Franklin. You were my friend. #RIP
In 1994 there was a tragic accident that resulted in the death of my friend Franklin Jernendau. Ever since that accident, I have been continuously been having sex with his wife and daughter. I miss you Franklin. You were my friend. #RIP
Thank you to everyone who listened to my music this year. Special shoutout to the dudes in Uruguay who are fucking with this.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Thank you to everyone who listened to my music this year. Special shoutout to the dudes in Uruguay who are fucking with this.
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Share with your friends family and the world
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Share with your friends family and the world
Another day of opening this app and immediately getting struck in the head with someones diaper fetish art. Unusable app.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Another day of opening this app and immediately getting struck in the head with someones diaper fetish art. Unusable app.
thats a pussy with a daggon anime on it
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
thats a pussy with a daggon anime on it
Mujahideen rat artwork is in the making. You have been warned.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Mujahideen rat artwork is in the making. You have been warned.
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We need less people praising Charlie Kirk and more people praising Charlie Smile Friend
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
We need less people praising Charlie Kirk and more people praising Charlie Smile Friend
Dont you wish your boyfriend had bioflavinoids like me
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Dont you wish your boyfriend had bioflavinoids like me
Make me.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Make me.
I didn't know that! 😲😮😯
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I didn't know that! 😲😮😯
Ive masturbated to pickle chungus more than once. And i dont say that lightly.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ive masturbated to pickle chungus more than once. And i dont say that lightly.
You're not supposed to do it .
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You're not supposed to do it .
This is what i look like if you even fucking care
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This is what i look like if you even fucking care
hey errbody i made sum gumbo
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
hey errbody i made sum gumbo
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yeah shes a brick . . . house
March 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
yeah shes a brick . . . house
ATM stands for at the money. I didn't know that!
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ATM stands for at the money. I didn't know that!
Man... the goyim have gone CRAZY! o.O
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Man... the goyim have gone CRAZY! o.O
Would you trust a brotha named lecherous larry save the west
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Would you trust a brotha named lecherous larry save the west