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derpyglomp
@wetbackwarlord.bsky.social
Loving, Caring, and Devoted father of 5 and Grandfather of 9. Here to spread Positivity across the internet! Please Reach out so I can show you pictures of my small and humble Pennsylvania Family!

Follow me on twitter! @wetbackwarlord or @ILUVWHITEPUZZY
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😃Hello! Welcome to my Page! Lemme tell you all about myself.

In 1994 there was a tragic accident that resulted in the death of my friend Franklin Jernendau. Ever since that accident, I have been continuously been having sex with his wife and daughter. I miss you Franklin. You were my friend. #RIP
Thank you to everyone who listened to my music this year. Special shoutout to the dudes in Uruguay who are fucking with this.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Charles Brown
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Another day of opening this app and immediately getting struck in the head with someones diaper fetish art. Unusable app.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
bom tarde
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
thats a pussy with a daggon anime on it
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Mujahideen rat artwork is in the making. You have been warned.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Food tastes better when you steal it from a twink or when you let a twink steal some of it from you. I should know. Im #gay.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Feeling very #red today.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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We need less people praising Charlie Kirk and more people praising Charlie Smile Friend
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Dont you wish your boyfriend had bioflavinoids like me
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Make me.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I didn't know that! 😲😮😯
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ive masturbated to pickle chungus more than once. And i dont say that lightly.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You're not supposed to do it .
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This is what i look like if you even fucking care
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
hey errbody i made sum gumbo
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
hola blue sky
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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yeah shes a brick . . . house
March 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ATM stands for at the money. I didn't know that!
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Man... the goyim have gone CRAZY! o.O
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Would you trust a brotha named lecherous larry save the west
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Who china fuck
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM