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Wes of the valley 🚜 🇺🇦
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Florida born Florida Man in NH. Still doing Florida things. USMC (0311/8156). #NAFO
Disney needs to remind its guests what the relevance of its rides are since they went all in on IP themed attractions rather than classic literature, culture, science, history, etc.

Gotta keep that enshitified ball rolling.
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We should preemptively pull our advisors and troops out of Poland. It’s the only way to ensure that Russia won’t invade.

Worked flawlessly last time.
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Maybe Weston? Did he get turned down for a golf course there or something?
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Could go the whole infant and mother mortality rate thing, but we already know they aren’t really into that whole pro-life thing.
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The US is a security risk for the US.
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Most of the irrationally angry right wing freaks that would follow his advice moved down to Florida already.

They’re stuck trying to figure out how to unload a janky uninsured McMansion in an ex-swamp that needs a $80k roof and all the workers that could do it are chained up in the Everglades.
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Canada should buy the Gripen E/F & a healthy supply of Meteors

Should never have your nation’s defense dependent on the weapon systems of a neighbor that (repeatedly) threatens to annex you.
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Probably could throw Manifest Destiny in there too for our Christian nationalist types.
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hey it’s got America in the title, so it’s ours is a rebranding of:

-Monroe doctrine

-China’s claiming of the South China Sea

-Russia claiming any state that has any significant % of Russian speakers

Its Neo-imperialism
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We’ve heard that before
a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
ALT: a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It’s annual self-assessment season, I think I found my template.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Imagine if passing a security clearance was still a thing…
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sounds about white
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Damn, he ordered these didn’t he…
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Got to cut them some slack, their “facts” are just different from ours
a woman is standing in front of a white house wearing a black dress and a brooch .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a white house wearing a black dress and a brooch .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reporters that don’t take shit from corrupt politicians, such a novelty.

If we can’t find any here, I propose we have a special visa program for them.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In hindsight, recalling Mike Flynn for plotting Jan 6 seems like it would have been a just use of this supposed power the DoD has.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“Home Despot”
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Beware the Russian land mimes.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM