eliot ✨ discombooberated
@werebichon.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ✨ 37 ✨ he/him ✨ mysterious and unknowable gender witch ✨
and my next dog might not get ANY christmases with me depending on how long they live and how long my parents live
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
and my next dog might not get ANY christmases with me depending on how long they live and how long my parents live
fucking sickbrain i said the generic name by accident. the brand name is prilosec lmao
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
fucking sickbrain i said the generic name by accident. the brand name is prilosec lmao
i love learning about international brand names. here it’s called omeprazole and it’s certainly is
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i love learning about international brand names. here it’s called omeprazole and it’s certainly is
huge mood i feel like everything i like to eat gives me reflux now
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
huge mood i feel like everything i like to eat gives me reflux now
i said something almost identical when i first found him
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i said something almost identical when i first found him
the double take i did as i was scrolling through petfinder
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the double take i did as i was scrolling through petfinder
seems very possible
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
seems very possible
we call him walter longlegs
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
we call him walter longlegs
i was honest about how much exercise i can give him and he’s under 2 so i’m worried they’ll think it’s not a good match
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i was honest about how much exercise i can give him and he’s under 2 so i’m worried they’ll think it’s not a good match
look at him. his name is walter. god i hope they let me have him. i need to give him a dna test and find out where he got those LEGS
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
look at him. his name is walter. god i hope they let me have him. i need to give him a dna test and find out where he got those LEGS