Mark Wentlandt
@wentlandt.bsky.social
Don't like oligarchs and psychopaths. Or Florida. AI and crypto bros are the scourges of our times. Well, them and TFG.
And the reporter valiantly challenged the president until he answered the question.
Ha ha. Kidding. That would never happen.
Ha ha. Kidding. That would never happen.
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And the reporter valiantly challenged the president until he answered the question.
Ha ha. Kidding. That would never happen.
Ha ha. Kidding. That would never happen.
My dad finally quit printing MapQuest directions for my sister about three years ago. She's 58. Directions and recipes. That was it. That's why they bought the printer.
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My dad finally quit printing MapQuest directions for my sister about three years ago. She's 58. Directions and recipes. That was it. That's why they bought the printer.
Republicans and the insurance industry have somehow managed to convince enough people that a system willing to leave you for dead when, in fact, you're not dead and that will bankrupt you along the way is better than single-payer healthcare. It makes no sense to the rest of the world.
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Republicans and the insurance industry have somehow managed to convince enough people that a system willing to leave you for dead when, in fact, you're not dead and that will bankrupt you along the way is better than single-payer healthcare. It makes no sense to the rest of the world.
Ron Howard: Literally noone was saying that.
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ron Howard: Literally noone was saying that.
Feels like when Megyn Kelly briefly showed signs of being a real human being, only to quickly become an even shittier version of her previous self. Tiger, stripes, and all that.
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Feels like when Megyn Kelly briefly showed signs of being a real human being, only to quickly become an even shittier version of her previous self. Tiger, stripes, and all that.
My dog gets the same stupid grin when she finds a cat turd in the yard. Except she has the capacity to feel embarrassed, unlike this shiteating tit.
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My dog gets the same stupid grin when she finds a cat turd in the yard. Except she has the capacity to feel embarrassed, unlike this shiteating tit.
Says the guy who's the dead-eyed face for the "fail up" administration.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Says the guy who's the dead-eyed face for the "fail up" administration.
I don't think most sane'ish semi-rational people can really process what "too dumb for Trump" looks like. It's like dropping a rock down a well without ever hearing the splash.
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I don't think most sane'ish semi-rational people can really process what "too dumb for Trump" looks like. It's like dropping a rock down a well without ever hearing the splash.
Medical ICU nurse. There are few things more frustrating than seeing a patient with a treatable cancer who's lost funding because they're too sick to work. It's sickening and should never, ever happen in this country. Full fucking stop.
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Medical ICU nurse. There are few things more frustrating than seeing a patient with a treatable cancer who's lost funding because they're too sick to work. It's sickening and should never, ever happen in this country. Full fucking stop.
I feel like she just learned that word on the drive into work.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I feel like she just learned that word on the drive into work.
Such a vicious, tiresome, lying asshole. There's absolutely no value in anything she says, minus the occasional self-incrimination.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Such a vicious, tiresome, lying asshole. There's absolutely no value in anything she says, minus the occasional self-incrimination.
This dipshit has strong "drowns swimming because he refused to take his boots off" vibes. If not that, then a hot tub will almost certainly be involved.
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This dipshit has strong "drowns swimming because he refused to take his boots off" vibes. If not that, then a hot tub will almost certainly be involved.
How the hell does a party of 10 only generate a $300 tab? Were they Dutch? Mormon? Dutch Mormons?
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How the hell does a party of 10 only generate a $300 tab? Were they Dutch? Mormon? Dutch Mormons?
Why lie about something so easily proven false? Do they have that much contempt for their viewers--just lazily lying about every single thing with cynical confidence nobody will challenge them on it?
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Why lie about something so easily proven false? Do they have that much contempt for their viewers--just lazily lying about every single thing with cynical confidence nobody will challenge them on it?
These are deeply unserious, unwell loons.
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
These are deeply unserious, unwell loons.
At least he doesn't drive.
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
At least he doesn't drive.
The president:
a toucan drinking from a glass of water on a table
ALT: a toucan drinking from a glass of water on a table
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The president:
I had a rendezvous with a neighbor who was a screamer once. Very distracting. But my roommate thought it was funny. No roaches were involved.
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I had a rendezvous with a neighbor who was a screamer once. Very distracting. But my roommate thought it was funny. No roaches were involved.
So they get fined $500k. Where does that money go, and more importantly, where does it come from? Is a half-million dollars really just monopoly money now? Moreover, it's always been easy to hate ND, and this makes it even easier.
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So they get fined $500k. Where does that money go, and more importantly, where does it come from? Is a half-million dollars really just monopoly money now? Moreover, it's always been easy to hate ND, and this makes it even easier.
Willing to bet a large amount of money this guy can't start a lawn mower. Or a conversation.
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Willing to bet a large amount of money this guy can't start a lawn mower. Or a conversation.
Poor irony. It served us well, and will be dearly missed.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Poor irony. It served us well, and will be dearly missed.
Pre-1997 F150s with the A-pillar window and the crotch-cooler AC vent by your left knee. That's what I want. That's what the world needs. And an LX 5.0. Manual, of course.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pre-1997 F150s with the A-pillar window and the crotch-cooler AC vent by your left knee. That's what I want. That's what the world needs. And an LX 5.0. Manual, of course.