I've lost count of the times I've taken the wrong road en route to mum's and ended up on single track 'roads' with 8ft high walls. Probably explains a few of those duffed headlights too.
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've lost count of the times I've taken the wrong road en route to mum's and ended up on single track 'roads' with 8ft high walls. Probably explains a few of those duffed headlights too.
Yes mum, I'm sure Constantine's a lovely village, but it might as well be on the moon.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yes mum, I'm sure Constantine's a lovely village, but it might as well be on the moon.
Congratulations! Finished it last week and absolutely loved it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Congratulations! Finished it last week and absolutely loved it.
In the Mail/Sun style of hearing things, then saying 'I've heard x, so x must be the case' without applying any critical faculty at all.
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In the Mail/Sun style of hearing things, then saying 'I've heard x, so x must be the case' without applying any critical faculty at all.
Still better to watch than Kate failing to understand Nick's play even when it's presented in words of one syllable with visual aids.
October 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Still better to watch than Kate failing to understand Nick's play even when it's presented in words of one syllable with visual aids.
It's very well done indeed.
October 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's very well done indeed.
To add to your existing unicycles?
September 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
To add to your existing unicycles?
Beauty - not been to Book Folk before, so will check it out. Unconventional choice of wedding gift, but there you go.
August 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Beauty - not been to Book Folk before, so will check it out. Unconventional choice of wedding gift, but there you go.
Hope you managed to get to Scriveners bookshop whilst there!
August 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Hope you managed to get to Scriveners bookshop whilst there!
Unconvincing boyfriend material. Can you report that sort of nonsense to LinkedIn?
August 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Unconvincing boyfriend material. Can you report that sort of nonsense to LinkedIn?
Cling film or fly paper over the door frame. You'll have to leave via a window, but it'll be worth it.
March 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Cling film or fly paper over the door frame. You'll have to leave via a window, but it'll be worth it.