Wendy 💦🥩
@wendilmcmills.bsky.social
ITYSL super fan. Complete weirdo 🦂. Love Sci Fi, X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, Music, not writing bios, etc—
Scorpio ☀️, Aquarius 🌕, Virgo ⬆️
—ICE is domestic terrorism—
Scorpio ☀️, Aquarius 🌕, Virgo ⬆️
—ICE is domestic terrorism—
We’re cheating ghosts
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We’re cheating ghosts
Sorry we can get a little bossy…Who’s the Bossy… 😅
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sorry we can get a little bossy…Who’s the Bossy… 😅
I’m half Italian, you gotta get back to me with photographic evidence of cheese
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m half Italian, you gotta get back to me with photographic evidence of cheese
How many cheeses do you have?
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
How many cheeses do you have?
I’m sorry I’m still stuck in the early 2000s. I think you got this. Plus you could just open a window and throw a donut inside
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m sorry I’m still stuck in the early 2000s. I think you got this. Plus you could just open a window and throw a donut inside
Lol, this resonates strongly. I didn’t get a cell phone until I was 19…some of my friends did but yeah I wasn’t allowed. I hope you make it until she’s 19 🤞
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lol, this resonates strongly. I didn’t get a cell phone until I was 19…some of my friends did but yeah I wasn’t allowed. I hope you make it until she’s 19 🤞
It’s that guy over there whose hair looks like dog ears…😅
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It’s that guy over there whose hair looks like dog ears…😅
4 million dollars bail! I just read that. I’ve been avoiding the news like the plague
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
4 million dollars bail! I just read that. I’ve been avoiding the news like the plague
Is that what they’re saying it was his son?
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is that what they’re saying it was his son?
I don’t think that’s confirmed though…I’m honestly not sure. It just seems fishy
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don’t think that’s confirmed though…I’m honestly not sure. It just seems fishy
He probably comes to life whenever someone leaves lol. My girl is driving me nuts today trying to eat only human food 😭
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He probably comes to life whenever someone leaves lol. My girl is driving me nuts today trying to eat only human food 😭
No sloppy steaks guys, please. The server just carried this sketch. I’ve been waiting tables on and off for 20 years. I’ve had to ask people similar requests…”Guys STOP!”
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
No sloppy steaks guys, please. The server just carried this sketch. I’ve been waiting tables on and off for 20 years. I’ve had to ask people similar requests…”Guys STOP!”
I’m like no damnit this is my breakfast I eat once a day. It was probably the seasoning packet. Cats are hilarious, they all have secret lives
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’m like no damnit this is my breakfast I eat once a day. It was probably the seasoning packet. Cats are hilarious, they all have secret lives
If it makes you feel any better my cat tried eating ramen noodles this morning
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If it makes you feel any better my cat tried eating ramen noodles this morning
How ya gonna act like…
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How ya gonna act like…
Typical male, responding in emoji! Grrrr
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Typical male, responding in emoji! Grrrr
You so hott, you can make me tacos!
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You so hott, you can make me tacos!
Aw man, I still make random love confessions to you—it’s okay!
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Aw man, I still make random love confessions to you—it’s okay!
Ugh, *with*, too late lol
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ugh, *with*, too late lol
So can the wind chill smoke my cigarette for me?
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So can the wind chill smoke my cigarette for me?