If you’re worried about the control of your borders I guess you need to take it up with the ‘semi constitutional monarchy’ that rule over the Emirates.

Remind me again, which one is the ‘spyware firm’?

My wife, a secondary school teacher, sent this answer from one of her students to a question that she’d set (who’d make the best Prime Minister). The student nominated her.
The last line hits like a sledgehammer! 😂

Cleared my mum’s house (our old family home) a couple of years back after she died and found a tin of “Watney’s Party 7” from the mid-1970’s.

You mean ‘Gregg’ ?