The Real and True Jay
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The Real and True Jay
@welcometojay.bsky.social
Too many OCs, not enough brain cells. Amateur writer, amateur artist, professional dummy, 25, black

go to @jayguy.itch.io if you want my SFW art
playing the pvz remaster and got handed a pvz2 cabbage pult in the final battle ??? what is bro doing here??
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
making machines that kinda sorta look vaguely like my characters if you squint your eyes and tilt your head and are maybe a little drunk
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
CW: snot, micro, nasal stuff

sometimes the safest place to stash tinies is also the grossest…
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
and an extra sweaty alt, cuz the forecast calls for rain~
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
oops, think I just sat on your city... oh well, at least you got a nice view out of it :3

(thank you @candygoat.bsky.social for the AMAZING animation)
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
this is a tac appreciation post

what a cute creacher
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
found this fat armarouge doodle when i was looking through old art,,,

a good pokemon deserves good belly rubs ❤️‍🔥
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
the ideal way to play video games with friends, demonstrated by @keromasou.bsky.social 💖
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
he’ll notice eventually, i’m sure…

#facesitting #nsfw #tomnook
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
also a #vore alt because i was influenced by @gutslutcorvid.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i HAVE to draw fat animal crossing characters or i’ll DIE

#fat #belly #fatfur #tanuki
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
never using this damn machine again
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
fucking DIES
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
reminder: i am so fucking cute

(first two arts are from @/nykteros.bsky.social and @/muzyoshi.posts.art)
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
more blathers, this time too busy 🤓☝️-ing to notice that he sat on a nook

#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i think i am finally Finally done with hades 2

ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now

also, tier list!
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
oh to rest on the belly of a giant owl while he blabs about his favorite sea creature or whatever

#micro #belly #macro #tanuki #owl
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
yeah the battle chariot is pretty good!
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
drops this onto your face
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
CW: micro, sweat

ended up making a sorta sequel to this

idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
thinking about koopa pits today…

you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them

(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
aaand a bonus sweaty version, it’s like a damn sauna in there
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
pro-tip: you can use Equis’ soft, scaly chest as a bed, he will just be mad for a very very long time
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
this is the exact type of card that gets my neurons firing

i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
now what is going on in there
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM