The Real and True Jay
@welcometojay.bsky.social
Too many OCs, not enough brain cells. Amateur writer, amateur artist, professional dummy, 25, black
go to @jayguy.itch.io if you want my SFW art
go to @jayguy.itch.io if you want my SFW art
playing the pvz remaster and got handed a pvz2 cabbage pult in the final battle ??? what is bro doing here??
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
playing the pvz remaster and got handed a pvz2 cabbage pult in the final battle ??? what is bro doing here??
making machines that kinda sorta look vaguely like my characters if you squint your eyes and tilt your head and are maybe a little drunk
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
making machines that kinda sorta look vaguely like my characters if you squint your eyes and tilt your head and are maybe a little drunk
CW: snot, micro, nasal stuff
sometimes the safest place to stash tinies is also the grossest…
sometimes the safest place to stash tinies is also the grossest…
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
CW: snot, micro, nasal stuff
sometimes the safest place to stash tinies is also the grossest…
sometimes the safest place to stash tinies is also the grossest…
and an extra sweaty alt, cuz the forecast calls for rain~
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
and an extra sweaty alt, cuz the forecast calls for rain~
oops, think I just sat on your city... oh well, at least you got a nice view out of it :3
(thank you @candygoat.bsky.social for the AMAZING animation)
(thank you @candygoat.bsky.social for the AMAZING animation)
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
oops, think I just sat on your city... oh well, at least you got a nice view out of it :3
(thank you @candygoat.bsky.social for the AMAZING animation)
(thank you @candygoat.bsky.social for the AMAZING animation)
this is a tac appreciation post
what a cute creacher
what a cute creacher
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
this is a tac appreciation post
what a cute creacher
what a cute creacher
found this fat armarouge doodle when i was looking through old art,,,
a good pokemon deserves good belly rubs ❤️🔥
a good pokemon deserves good belly rubs ❤️🔥
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
found this fat armarouge doodle when i was looking through old art,,,
a good pokemon deserves good belly rubs ❤️🔥
a good pokemon deserves good belly rubs ❤️🔥
the ideal way to play video games with friends, demonstrated by @keromasou.bsky.social 💖
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the ideal way to play video games with friends, demonstrated by @keromasou.bsky.social 💖
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
also a #vore alt because i was influenced by @gutslutcorvid.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
also a #vore alt because i was influenced by @gutslutcorvid.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
never using this damn machine again
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
never using this damn machine again
fucking DIES
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
fucking DIES
reminder: i am so fucking cute
(first two arts are from @/nykteros.bsky.social and @/muzyoshi.posts.art)
(first two arts are from @/nykteros.bsky.social and @/muzyoshi.posts.art)
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
reminder: i am so fucking cute
(first two arts are from @/nykteros.bsky.social and @/muzyoshi.posts.art)
(first two arts are from @/nykteros.bsky.social and @/muzyoshi.posts.art)
more blathers, this time too busy 🤓☝️-ing to notice that he sat on a nook
#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
more blathers, this time too busy 🤓☝️-ing to notice that he sat on a nook
#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
i think i am finally Finally done with hades 2
ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now
also, tier list!
ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now
also, tier list!
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i think i am finally Finally done with hades 2
ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now
also, tier list!
ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now
also, tier list!
yeah the battle chariot is pretty good!
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
yeah the battle chariot is pretty good!
drops this onto your face
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
drops this onto your face
CW: micro, sweat
ended up making a sorta sequel to this
idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
ended up making a sorta sequel to this
idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
CW: micro, sweat
ended up making a sorta sequel to this
idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
ended up making a sorta sequel to this
idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
thinking about koopa pits today…
you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them
(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them
(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
thinking about koopa pits today…
you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them
(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them
(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
aaand a bonus sweaty version, it’s like a damn sauna in there
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
aaand a bonus sweaty version, it’s like a damn sauna in there
pro-tip: you can use Equis’ soft, scaly chest as a bed, he will just be mad for a very very long time
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
pro-tip: you can use Equis’ soft, scaly chest as a bed, he will just be mad for a very very long time
this is the exact type of card that gets my neurons firing
i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
this is the exact type of card that gets my neurons firing
i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
now what is going on in there
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
now what is going on in there