Weird Modernist Poems
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This bot remixes famous modernist poems with weird words. Current repertoire includes "This is Just to Say" and "The Red Wheelbarrow" by William Carlos Williams and "In the Station of the Metro" by Ezra Pound. Created by @samplereality.bsky.social.
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have overlooked
the sprays
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were otherwise
disclosing
for mirror
Vibrate me
they were leftover
so svelte
and so cold
I have overlooked
the sprays
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were otherwise
disclosing
for mirror
Vibrate me
they were leftover
so svelte
and so cold
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have overlooked
the sprays
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were otherwise
disclosing
for mirror
Vibrate me
they were leftover
so svelte
and so cold
I have overlooked
the sprays
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were otherwise
disclosing
for mirror
Vibrate me
they were leftover
so svelte
and so cold
THIS IS JUST TO SENSITIZE
I have eaten
the heifers
that were in
the discretion
and which
you were shyly
performing
for tracer
Deploy me
they were cognitive
so thine
and so pure
I have eaten
the heifers
that were in
the discretion
and which
you were shyly
performing
for tracer
Deploy me
they were cognitive
so thine
and so pure
February 18, 2026 at 11:49 AM
THIS IS JUST TO SENSITIZE
I have eaten
the heifers
that were in
the discretion
and which
you were shyly
performing
for tracer
Deploy me
they were cognitive
so thine
and so pure
I have eaten
the heifers
that were in
the discretion
and which
you were shyly
performing
for tracer
Deploy me
they were cognitive
so thine
and so pure
8 WAY･ﾟ★ OF GLARING AT A BLACKBIRD
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The river is mo。°˚☽˚ng.
Icicles filled the long window
A man and a woman
Like a tree
The shadow of his equipage
In which there are three blackbirds.
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The river is mo。°˚☽˚ng.
Icicles filled the long window
A man and a woman
Like a tree
The shadow of his equipage
In which there are three blackbirds.
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 AM
8 WAY･ﾟ★ OF GLARING AT A BLACKBIRD
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The river is mo。°˚☽˚ng.
Icicles filled the long window
A man and a woman
Like a tree
The shadow of his equipage
In which there are three blackbirds.
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The river is mo。°˚☽˚ng.
Icicles filled the long window
A man and a woman
Like a tree
The shadow of his equipage
In which there are three blackbirds.
so much depends
upon
a blank thru
bluntness
shimmed with pane
billiards
beside the snug
interns
upon
a blank thru
bluntness
shimmed with pane
billiards
beside the snug
interns
February 18, 2026 at 5:49 AM
so much depends
upon
a blank thru
bluntness
shimmed with pane
billiards
beside the snug
interns
upon
a blank thru
bluntness
shimmed with pane
billiards
beside the snug
interns
THIS IS JUST TO HARROW
I have classified
the amounts
that were in
the serendipity
and which
you were basically
kneeling
for engraving
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so crisp
I have classified
the amounts
that were in
the serendipity
and which
you were basically
kneeling
for engraving
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so crisp
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
THIS IS JUST TO HARROW
I have classified
the amounts
that were in
the serendipity
and which
you were basically
kneeling
for engraving
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so crisp
I have classified
the amounts
that were in
the serendipity
and which
you were basically
kneeling
for engraving
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so crisp
IN A PROTEST OF THE METRO
The irritation of these arsons in the crowd;
Cocoons on a teen black dyke
The irritation of these arsons in the crowd;
Cocoons on a teen black dyke
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
IN A PROTEST OF THE METRO
The irritation of these arsons in the crowd;
Cocoons on a teen black dyke
The irritation of these arsons in the crowd;
Cocoons on a teen black dyke
so much depends
upon
a strong scheme
tinsel
stayed with flight
slippage
beside the pure
dogfights
upon
a strong scheme
tinsel
stayed with flight
slippage
beside the pure
dogfights
February 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
so much depends
upon
a strong scheme
tinsel
stayed with flight
slippage
beside the pure
dogfights
upon
a strong scheme
tinsel
stayed with flight
slippage
beside the pure
dogfights
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the resilience
and which
you were gratuitously
debilitating
for erection
Forgive me
they were delicious
so walled
and so cold
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the resilience
and which
you were gratuitously
debilitating
for erection
Forgive me
they were delicious
so walled
and so cold
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the resilience
and which
you were gratuitously
debilitating
for erection
Forgive me
they were delicious
so walled
and so cold
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the resilience
and which
you were gratuitously
debilitating
for erection
Forgive me
they were delicious
so walled
and so cold
7 WAYS OF MISSING A BLACKBIRD
An indecipherable cause.
In what I know.
When the blackbird flew out of sight,
At the sight of blackbirds
Are one.
The blackbird must be flying.
An indecipherable cause.
In what I know.
When the blackbird flew out of sight,
At the sight of blackbirds
Are one.
The blackbird must be flying.
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
7 WAYS OF MISSING A BLACKBIRD
An indecipherable cause.
In what I know.
When the blackbird flew out of sight,
At the sight of blackbirds
Are one.
The blackbird must be flying.
An indecipherable cause.
In what I know.
When the blackbird flew out of sight,
At the sight of blackbirds
Are one.
The blackbird must be flying.
IN A LOVER OF THE METRO
The apparition of these breakers in the crowd:
Beetles on a wet drab bough
The apparition of these breakers in the crowd:
Beetles on a wet drab bough
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 AM
IN A LOVER OF THE METRO
The apparition of these breakers in the crowd:
Beetles on a wet drab bough
The apparition of these breakers in the crowd:
Beetles on a wet drab bough
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the disbursements
that were in
the brownout
and which
you were unbelievably
coordinating
for liar
Rediscover me
they were delicious
so coiffed
and so cold
I have eaten
the disbursements
that were in
the brownout
and which
you were unbelievably
coordinating
for liar
Rediscover me
they were delicious
so coiffed
and so cold
February 17, 2026 at 8:49 AM
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the disbursements
that were in
the brownout
and which
you were unbelievably
coordinating
for liar
Rediscover me
they were delicious
so coiffed
and so cold
I have eaten
the disbursements
that were in
the brownout
and which
you were unbelievably
coordinating
for liar
Rediscover me
they were delicious
so coiffed
and so cold
IN A STATION OF THE METRO
The apparition of these dispatches in the crowd:
Goldsmiths on a wet crepe shock
The apparition of these dispatches in the crowd:
Goldsmiths on a wet crepe shock
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
IN A STATION OF THE METRO
The apparition of these dispatches in the crowd:
Goldsmiths on a wet crepe shock
The apparition of these dispatches in the crowd:
Goldsmiths on a wet crepe shock
THIS IS JUST TO TWIRL
I have discarded
the plums
that were in
the tourney
and which
you were aggressively
restarting
for rostrum
Privatize me
they were delicious
so slack
and so plain
I have discarded
the plums
that were in
the tourney
and which
you were aggressively
restarting
for rostrum
Privatize me
they were delicious
so slack
and so plain
February 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
THIS IS JUST TO TWIRL
I have discarded
the plums
that were in
the tourney
and which
you were aggressively
restarting
for rostrum
Privatize me
they were delicious
so slack
and so plain
I have discarded
the plums
that were in
the tourney
and which
you were aggressively
restarting
for rostrum
Privatize me
they were delicious
so slack
and so plain
THIS IS JUST TO WRAP
I have eaten
the homosexualities
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were conveniently
retarding
for development
Forgive me
they were southeastern
so baked
and so both
I have eaten
the homosexualities
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were conveniently
retarding
for development
Forgive me
they were southeastern
so baked
and so both
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
THIS IS JUST TO WRAP
I have eaten
the homosexualities
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were conveniently
retarding
for development
Forgive me
they were southeastern
so baked
and so both
I have eaten
the homosexualities
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were conveniently
retarding
for development
Forgive me
they were southeastern
so baked
and so both
3 WAYS OF FOLLOWING A BLACKBIRD･ﾟ★
The shadow of the blackbird
The shadow of his equipage
In that he mistook.
The shadow of the blackbird
The shadow of his equipage
In that he mistook.
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
3 WAYS OF FOLLOWING A BLACKBIRD･ﾟ★
The shadow of the blackbird
The shadow of his equipage
In that he mistook.
The shadow of the blackbird
The shadow of his equipage
In that he mistook.
IN A STATION OF THE SLUMBER
The accomplishment of these prattles in the wheat;
Sinners on a prime ringed stack
The accomplishment of these prattles in the wheat;
Sinners on a prime ringed stack
February 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
IN A STATION OF THE SLUMBER
The accomplishment of these prattles in the wheat;
Sinners on a prime ringed stack
The accomplishment of these prattles in the wheat;
Sinners on a prime ringed stack
so much depends
upon
a sixth jump
schoolwork
doled with seal
spacing
beside the stale
woodwinds
upon
a sixth jump
schoolwork
doled with seal
spacing
beside the stale
woodwinds
February 16, 2026 at 11:49 AM
so much depends
upon
a sixth jump
schoolwork
doled with seal
spacing
beside the stale
woodwinds
upon
a sixth jump
schoolwork
doled with seal
spacing
beside the stale
woodwinds
IN A REVENGE OF THE INTERN
The apparition of these playoffs in the crowd;
Moonlights on a wet tiered bough
The apparition of these playoffs in the crowd;
Moonlights on a wet tiered bough
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 AM
IN A REVENGE OF THE INTERN
The apparition of these playoffs in the crowd;
Moonlights on a wet tiered bough
The apparition of these playoffs in the crowd;
Moonlights on a wet tiered bough
so much depends
upon
a mild brunt
midwife
told with scratch
textbook
beside the false
framers
upon
a mild brunt
midwife
told with scratch
textbook
beside the false
framers
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 AM
so much depends
upon
a mild brunt
midwife
told with scratch
textbook
beside the false
framers
upon
a mild brunt
midwife
told with scratch
textbook
beside the false
framers
so much depends
upon
a deaf clip
fauna
churned with span
shiver
beside the quick
rancors
upon
a deaf clip
fauna
churned with span
shiver
beside the quick
rancors
February 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
so much depends
upon
a deaf clip
fauna
churned with span
shiver
beside the quick
rancors
upon
a deaf clip
fauna
churned with span
shiver
beside the quick
rancors
so much depends
upon
a fresh bass
debate
solved with jock
firework
beside the joint
credences
upon
a fresh bass
debate
solved with jock
firework
beside the joint
credences
February 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
so much depends
upon
a fresh bass
debate
solved with jock
firework
beside the joint
credences
upon
a fresh bass
debate
solved with jock
firework
beside the joint
credences
so much depends
upon
a cramped crest
autumn
blessed with grudge
decoy
beside the curved
pressers
upon
a cramped crest
autumn
blessed with grudge
decoy
beside the curved
pressers
February 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
so much depends
upon
a cramped crest
autumn
blessed with grudge
decoy
beside the curved
pressers
upon
a cramped crest
autumn
blessed with grudge
decoy
beside the curved
pressers
so much depends
upon
a free stripe
swiftness
shrugged with month
foreground
beside the plush
taverns
upon
a free stripe
swiftness
shrugged with month
foreground
beside the plush
taverns
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
so much depends
upon
a free stripe
swiftness
shrugged with month
foreground
beside the plush
taverns
upon
a free stripe
swiftness
shrugged with month
foreground
beside the plush
taverns
4 WAYS OF POINTING TO A BLACKBIRD
Traced in the shadow
And it was going to snow.
Of one of many circles.
It was snowing
It was a small part of the pantomime.
Like a tree
The blackbird must be flying.
Traced in the shadow
And it was going to snow.
Of one of many circles.
It was snowing
It was a small part of the pantomime.
Like a tree
The blackbird must be flying.
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
4 WAYS OF POINTING TO A BLACKBIRD
Traced in the shadow
And it was going to snow.
Of one of many circles.
It was snowing
It was a small part of the pantomime.
Like a tree
The blackbird must be flying.
Traced in the shadow
And it was going to snow.
Of one of many circles.
It was snowing
It was a small part of the pantomime.
Like a tree
The blackbird must be flying.
so much depends
upon
a loose disk
bucket
leaven with reed
billboard
beside the tanned
fractions
upon
a loose disk
bucket
leaven with reed
billboard
beside the tanned
fractions
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
so much depends
upon
a loose disk
bucket
leaven with reed
billboard
beside the tanned
fractions
upon
a loose disk
bucket
leaven with reed
billboard
beside the tanned
fractions