he invents a special kind of magnet just for the purpose of tugging on jayces' nipples from across rhe battlefield. clearly. and they only respond to the specific unique metal that viktor created his armor out of. Of course

Now roll for how much they jiggle, no jayce it's intrinsic to the gameplay aspect you just dont get it, the jiggle is related to your magical power you need to do a jiggle check to kill the perverted mage, yes jayce the piercing gives you 20 more points of mana, no you cant put it somewhere else

My penis exploded