weird beef
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weird beef
your least favorite she/they
your least favorite she/they
i'm not AuADHD or nothin, im just fucking stupid
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i'm not AuADHD or nothin, im just fucking stupid
i finally. am stone
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i finally. am stone
i love being mid level tipsy. i think im so pretty and smart when im mid level tipsy
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i love being mid level tipsy. i think im so pretty and smart when im mid level tipsy
looking beautiful on christmas morning is a crime. you're under arrest. i can and will hold myself against you
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
looking beautiful on christmas morning is a crime. you're under arrest. i can and will hold myself against you
there was a new camera lens i wanted for christmas so naturally i told no one about it
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
there was a new camera lens i wanted for christmas so naturally i told no one about it
what fresh hell is this, boy
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
what fresh hell is this, boy
posting full frontal for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
posting full frontal for christmas
and tiny tim, who did NOT have a good childhood regardless of how good a person bob was,
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
and tiny tim, who did NOT have a good childhood regardless of how good a person bob was,
having fun online again (new account fever)
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
having fun online again (new account fever)
and here we have the santa clause, wherein it is noted that if he dies in a sleigh crash on christmas eve night, christmas shall henceforth be cancelled,
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
and here we have the santa clause, wherein it is noted that if he dies in a sleigh crash on christmas eve night, christmas shall henceforth be cancelled,
if santa cums tonight it'll be a goddamn miracle do you know how old that guy is
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
if santa cums tonight it'll be a goddamn miracle do you know how old that guy is
and tiny tim, who did NOT lie about his identity on the internet,
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
and tiny tim, who did NOT lie about his identity on the internet,
using the opposite of the marie kondo method when it comes to posting
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
using the opposite of the marie kondo method when it comes to posting
mark is on cocaine tonight cuban
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
mark is on cocaine tonight cuban
sleep in heavenly peace? no he's about to wake up. i need attention
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
sleep in heavenly peace? no he's about to wake up. i need attention
if you dare to ask me a stupid fucking question, you should not be surprised by my stupid fucking answer
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
if you dare to ask me a stupid fucking question, you should not be surprised by my stupid fucking answer
what the FUCK did you just fucking say to me about christ mass ? mary ????? i don't wanna hear it
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
what the FUCK did you just fucking say to me about christ mass ? mary ????? i don't wanna hear it
one like and i shotgun a hard seltzer in my parents shower
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
one like and i shotgun a hard seltzer in my parents shower
2025 in review: you jacked off 53,495,982 times
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
2025 in review: you jacked off 53,495,982 times
he got me plan b for christmas
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
he got me plan b for christmas