The Weekly Beagle
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Hi ders! I's a Beagle Princess named Scout. My's lil brofur is Ranger. Hims not a prince, hims jus a Beagle Boyo.
VFW Post 2503 car show today. Perfect weather. Great beer. The only thing I can complain about, and that not much, is the lack of MOPAR girls. 🤣
May 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
VFW Post 2503 car show today. Perfect weather. Great beer. The only thing I can complain about, and that not much, is the lack of MOPAR girls. 🤣
So der I have was, mindin' muh own business, inspectionatin' da Beagle Daddy Guy's flower beds; when all a sudden Mommy Kitty decided ta really get ta know me wiff hers cold snoofer right in muh back side. Not dat I mind so much, but I sure wasn't expectin' a icecube up muh butt.
April 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So der I have was, mindin' muh own business, inspectionatin' da Beagle Daddy Guy's flower beds; when all a sudden Mommy Kitty decided ta really get ta know me wiff hers cold snoofer right in muh back side. Not dat I mind so much, but I sure wasn't expectin' a icecube up muh butt.
Seriously, ol' man. If'n der ain't fries befur we get home ders gonna be 💩 👟 ta pay. (Grumples) Makin' me do dez stoopid car rides every dang day dis week. Not once has we got fries. Not. Once.
April 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Seriously, ol' man. If'n der ain't fries befur we get home ders gonna be 💩 👟 ta pay. (Grumples) Makin' me do dez stoopid car rides every dang day dis week. Not once has we got fries. Not. Once.
Da Floof Report.
We's got hyacinth bulbs sproutin' n da rose bush is got new stuff startin'. We's even gots sum marigold sprouts. So far da only thing floofin' is da dandy-lions n a lil red clover. Dats jus dandy fur early April here.
Dis has been Scout Beagle reportin'.🐶
We's got hyacinth bulbs sproutin' n da rose bush is got new stuff startin'. We's even gots sum marigold sprouts. So far da only thing floofin' is da dandy-lions n a lil red clover. Dats jus dandy fur early April here.
Dis has been Scout Beagle reportin'.🐶
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Da Floof Report.
We's got hyacinth bulbs sproutin' n da rose bush is got new stuff startin'. We's even gots sum marigold sprouts. So far da only thing floofin' is da dandy-lions n a lil red clover. Dats jus dandy fur early April here.
Dis has been Scout Beagle reportin'.🐶
We's got hyacinth bulbs sproutin' n da rose bush is got new stuff startin'. We's even gots sum marigold sprouts. So far da only thing floofin' is da dandy-lions n a lil red clover. Dats jus dandy fur early April here.
Dis has been Scout Beagle reportin'.🐶
Ever notice when snacks come out all beagle action comes to a screeching halt? 🤣
April 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ever notice when snacks come out all beagle action comes to a screeching halt? 🤣
Hey, Beagle Daddy! Wanna go fur a long walkies round da neighborhood?
Bahaha! April Fools! I's comfy. (Blows raspberry)
Bahaha! April Fools! I's comfy. (Blows raspberry)
April 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hey, Beagle Daddy! Wanna go fur a long walkies round da neighborhood?
Bahaha! April Fools! I's comfy. (Blows raspberry)
Bahaha! April Fools! I's comfy. (Blows raspberry)
Da Beagle Daddy Guy's such a soft touch. A lil starvin' puppy eyes, a lil pitimous whine, n bam; early lunch snackerals.
March 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Da Beagle Daddy Guy's such a soft touch. A lil starvin' puppy eyes, a lil pitimous whine, n bam; early lunch snackerals.
Not sure I's want to play but sumtimes Beagle Daddy needs ta be humored.
March 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Not sure I's want to play but sumtimes Beagle Daddy needs ta be humored.
Da sun is shining, da windows is open, da birdies is singing. Dat only means one thing. Bark Park Day!
March 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Da sun is shining, da windows is open, da birdies is singing. Dat only means one thing. Bark Park Day!
Ders crinklin' n crunchin' goin' on in da food room. I thinkin' ders gotta be a sharsies fur a handsomers beagle boyo ta be had.
March 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ders crinklin' n crunchin' goin' on in da food room. I thinkin' ders gotta be a sharsies fur a handsomers beagle boyo ta be had.
Sorry we's been away fur awhile. Beagle Daddy's been dealin' wiff da loss of a VFW buddy n da funeral was yesterday. Richard was a good man; was also a Navy veteran like Beagle Daddy.
March 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sorry we's been away fur awhile. Beagle Daddy's been dealin' wiff da loss of a VFW buddy n da funeral was yesterday. Richard was a good man; was also a Navy veteran like Beagle Daddy.
We havin' a last day a winter blizzard. Yesterday it was 75°F. Can ya believe that 💩?
March 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We havin' a last day a winter blizzard. Yesterday it was 75°F. Can ya believe that 💩?
We's don't wanna wait fur anuffer 20 mins fur dinner time. Ders corned beef. We's gettin' corned beef. 20 mins is too long ta wait.
March 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We's don't wanna wait fur anuffer 20 mins fur dinner time. Ders corned beef. We's gettin' corned beef. 20 mins is too long ta wait.
Da Beagle Daddy Guy sayed I gotta learn ta be a "gentleman". Ok, fine. But what's dis stoopid bow tie gotta do wiff it?
March 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Da Beagle Daddy Guy sayed I gotta learn ta be a "gentleman". Ok, fine. But what's dis stoopid bow tie gotta do wiff it?
Youse jus don't know when youse licked, Ranger
Whatcha mean, "licked"?! Try dis!
Pfft, pathetic, Boyo. Princesses always win.
Whatcha mean, "licked"?! Try dis!
Pfft, pathetic, Boyo. Princesses always win.
March 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Youse jus don't know when youse licked, Ranger
Whatcha mean, "licked"?! Try dis!
Pfft, pathetic, Boyo. Princesses always win.
Whatcha mean, "licked"?! Try dis!
Pfft, pathetic, Boyo. Princesses always win.
Beagle Daddy's been gettin' da flower beds ready fur da marigold seeds. Hims wouldn't let me's helpers dig, da big meanie butt. We's got even dohz. Der might be a pillow or a stuffie toy or sumptin' dat got deaded.
March 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Beagle Daddy's been gettin' da flower beds ready fur da marigold seeds. Hims wouldn't let me's helpers dig, da big meanie butt. We's got even dohz. Der might be a pillow or a stuffie toy or sumptin' dat got deaded.
We had a 5 hour play date at da Downtown Hound place. I is knackered. Pooped. Bushed. Exhaustimated. Tired even.
March 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We had a 5 hour play date at da Downtown Hound place. I is knackered. Pooped. Bushed. Exhaustimated. Tired even.
Who needs a puppy bed when ya got a Beagle Mommy Lady?
March 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Who needs a puppy bed when ya got a Beagle Mommy Lady?
Pawtecting Beagle Daddy frum da big scary guy on da TV thingie.
March 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pawtecting Beagle Daddy frum da big scary guy on da TV thingie.
Ders no beagle here. Go look sumwhere else.
March 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ders no beagle here. Go look sumwhere else.
Da day started all spring n sunshine n tonight we got a blizzard. Mudder Nature needs a mental health check.
March 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Da day started all spring n sunshine n tonight we got a blizzard. Mudder Nature needs a mental health check.
Bark Park rampage yesterday. Frezzin' tails taday. Da Beagle Daddy Guy calls it da spring seasaw.
March 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Bark Park rampage yesterday. Frezzin' tails taday. Da Beagle Daddy Guy calls it da spring seasaw.
It's my's 5th birfday! I's got a trip ta @Petco ta pick out new stuffie toys n turkey treats!
February 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It's my's 5th birfday! I's got a trip ta @Petco ta pick out new stuffie toys n turkey treats!
Scout, y'all's a real meanie butt. Stealin' muh squeaky ball like dat.
Oh shush it, Boyo. It's called, "Princess Prerogative".
Pfft, whatever. Y'all's still a meanie butt.
Oh shush it, Boyo. It's called, "Princess Prerogative".
Pfft, whatever. Y'all's still a meanie butt.
February 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Scout, y'all's a real meanie butt. Stealin' muh squeaky ball like dat.
Oh shush it, Boyo. It's called, "Princess Prerogative".
Pfft, whatever. Y'all's still a meanie butt.
Oh shush it, Boyo. It's called, "Princess Prerogative".
Pfft, whatever. Y'all's still a meanie butt.
Hi der, Monday Kitty! Crazy weather we got, ain't it. Went from subzero ta 50°F in a single day. All da snows almose gone too.
Pfft. You had it easy, Ranger. You only had to be out here to potty.
Come on, Monday. Don't be all prissy kitty. Y'all was invited in.
Pfft. You had it easy, Ranger. You only had to be out here to potty.
Come on, Monday. Don't be all prissy kitty. Y'all was invited in.
February 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hi der, Monday Kitty! Crazy weather we got, ain't it. Went from subzero ta 50°F in a single day. All da snows almose gone too.
Pfft. You had it easy, Ranger. You only had to be out here to potty.
Come on, Monday. Don't be all prissy kitty. Y'all was invited in.
Pfft. You had it easy, Ranger. You only had to be out here to potty.
Come on, Monday. Don't be all prissy kitty. Y'all was invited in.