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Had a blast attending Tanksgiving 2025, a Horus Heresy megabattle event benefitting a local food kitchen, hosted by The Heresy Roadshow and ToyWiz. We raised enough for over a hundred Thanksgiving meals and both my Titans got blowed up!
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm super excited to announce DIES WINTARUM 2025, a weekend long Warhammer: Horus Heresy narrative event benefiting the National Federation of the Blind of New Jersey. This year we're going even bigger with a Mixed Doubles format and an after-hours Titanwalk on Saturday!!!! More info + tickets here:
Dies Wintarum: A Horus Heresy Narrative Event
Dec 12-14, 2025 in Mahwah, NJ to benefit the National Federation of the Blind of New Jersey
horusheresy.neocities.org
October 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
We closed out Horus Heresy 2.0 at Rogue State Games with a 12 player narrative event! One of the store staff even contributed two original paintings to the raffle. Loyalists routed the Traitor forces from Phobos and averted their one-way attack on the Martian blockade.
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ran my first session of The Triangle Agency! The vibes are impeccable and the Chaos mechanic is a lot of fun as GM. The Agents received full marks for capturing the Anomaly and rescuing their secondary target. Surely those three loose ends won't come back to haunt them...
May 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I invited five of my favorite people from my local Warhammer: Horus Heresy community for a 20,000+ points mega-battle, including a custom mission and terrain. My side didn't win... and we only scored a single point from objectives... and I got tabled... but I will treasure today forever.
April 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Another successful Warhammer 40,000 Kill Team tournament! 15+1 people this time. Round three was the first time I had a guy pull his phone out during a ruling to show me something from Discord (the person on Discord was also wrong)
March 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Another great Horus Heresy event run by Hudson River Heresy this past weekend at Rogue State Games in Mahwah, NJ
March 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ran my first ever competitive tabletop event today; a three-round Warhammer 40,000 Kill Team tournament! But I forgot to take pictures because I had to fill lol. Ended up taking 6th place out of twelve people, which I'm very proud of since I haven't gotten a game of Kill Team in since early December
January 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I was invited to help organize the Battle of Beta Garmon, a Horus Heresy narrative event for Everwinter 2024. Forty players across three days fighting for the fate of Beta Garmon III and the entire system. This even included a Titanwalk on Saturday night! Next up... Solar War at Ironweld 2024!
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This weekend I organized Stranivar's Final Forty-Eight, a two-day Warhammer Horus Heresy narrative event in support of the National Federation for the Blind of New Jersey. We raised an even $3000, combining with sister events for a total donation of $8000! I couldn't be more proud of our community.
December 16, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Tanksgiving 2024 brought together 21 players and 92,000 points of Horus Heresy models to raise $1500 for a local food kitchen! Loyalists won 99-88 and sent the traitors back into the rad wastes of Tallarn. This year I debuted my knight army but next year I think I'll need a superheavy....
November 17, 2024 at 1:46 PM
November 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Sixteen people came out for the launch of the new edition of Warhammer 40K: Kill Team at Rogue State Games in Mahwah, NJ! A lot of new players including one guy who hadn't played a wargame since 40K 5th edition. But also met a repeat WCW qualifier! Brewing plans for a tournament series...
October 6, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Since attending Ironweld over the summer, the lead organizer of the Horus Heresy narrative had invited me to help plan their next event. A week ago he said he found a stack of old White Dwarfs he wanted to send me for inspiration.

This guy printed and painted me 2500 points of House Mortimer.
September 9, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I ran the inaugural Horus Heresy narrative event at Rogue State Games in Mahwah, NJ! Nine loyalists, eight traitors, and one Alpha Legion player came out for three rounds at 1500pts. Incredibly proud of the community for showing up in force, with beautifully painted models and positive attitudes.
July 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Now set up for playing Warhammer: Horus Heresy at home! Yesterday I ran a 1250pt demo game for a friend and today a different friend came over to test out a custom mission I'm working on.
June 23, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Spent the weekend playing in a three-day Warhammer: Horus Heresy narrative campaign. We re-enacted the Battle of Isstvan V, including the Dropsite Massacre. Through cunning, bravery, and jamming the gears of Traitor tanks with our corpses, Loyalists secured a _very_ pyrrhic victory
June 3, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Seeing LVL UP in August. Feels like I am still riding the high from their final show in 2017. open.spotify.com/track/62H0eo...
The Closing Door
LVL UP · Song · 2016
open.spotify.com
May 25, 2024 at 2:45 PM
People who like "my DMs are open..." jokes,
May 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I got a qi charger for my phone and I’m pretty sure it did in fact fix me
May 16, 2024 at 12:39 PM
For like a decade this website defined my interests and political outlook
May 12, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Hey ladies I’m *lowers sunglasses* totally chill with female Custodes in 40K
April 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Another great Warhammer Horus Heresy event in the books! Yelled “BROTHER!!!!!” no less than a dozen times
April 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
White dudes in 2004 downloaded The Grey Album from Rapidshare and made it their whole personality for a decade
April 7, 2024 at 7:31 PM