@wee-dumplin.bsky.social
Just a normal wee wumin from Scotland who longs to see independence for my country.
Wife & maw to a huffy teenager
Housing Officer.
Views are my own
Absolutely no DM’s, not worth your time, I won’t answer
Wife & maw to a huffy teenager
Housing Officer.
Views are my own
Absolutely no DM’s, not worth your time, I won’t answer
Just saw the list of gritter names for this year and they have outdone themselves
These always make me smile
These always make me smile
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just saw the list of gritter names for this year and they have outdone themselves
These always make me smile
These always make me smile
Middle age comes at you, one minute you’re burning the candle and rocking up at all hours, next you’re up at 6 on a Saturday making stock for chicken soup
Doesn’t look pretty now, but this nectar will make THE best soup later
#Dotage
Doesn’t look pretty now, but this nectar will make THE best soup later
#Dotage
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Middle age comes at you, one minute you’re burning the candle and rocking up at all hours, next you’re up at 6 on a Saturday making stock for chicken soup
Doesn’t look pretty now, but this nectar will make THE best soup later
#Dotage
Doesn’t look pretty now, but this nectar will make THE best soup later
#Dotage
So the dogs, pictured for cuteness, ate approx 20 progesterone tablets after they broke into my HRT stash.
So I’ll be expecting the boys to start their periods any time now 😂😂
So I’ll be expecting the boys to start their periods any time now 😂😂
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
So the dogs, pictured for cuteness, ate approx 20 progesterone tablets after they broke into my HRT stash.
So I’ll be expecting the boys to start their periods any time now 😂😂
So I’ll be expecting the boys to start their periods any time now 😂😂
Found my motivational enamel badge of the week and it’s only Monday.
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Found my motivational enamel badge of the week and it’s only Monday.
Does my cottage pie have at least 3 major leakage points?
Yes, yes it does.
Is it still a thing of beauty?
You, bet yer fucking arse it is!
Yes, yes it does.
Is it still a thing of beauty?
You, bet yer fucking arse it is!
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Does my cottage pie have at least 3 major leakage points?
Yes, yes it does.
Is it still a thing of beauty?
You, bet yer fucking arse it is!
Yes, yes it does.
Is it still a thing of beauty?
You, bet yer fucking arse it is!
Tell me again why these men have governments bending over backwards to hand over all our information to them?
One looks like a disappointed middle aged Asian lady and the other a disgruntled Dobby on the verge of tears.
These men are not aspirational. They are a cautionary tale
One looks like a disappointed middle aged Asian lady and the other a disgruntled Dobby on the verge of tears.
These men are not aspirational. They are a cautionary tale
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tell me again why these men have governments bending over backwards to hand over all our information to them?
One looks like a disappointed middle aged Asian lady and the other a disgruntled Dobby on the verge of tears.
These men are not aspirational. They are a cautionary tale
One looks like a disappointed middle aged Asian lady and the other a disgruntled Dobby on the verge of tears.
These men are not aspirational. They are a cautionary tale
Soup season. I know I early announced this year, but I think it’s fair to say it’s official now.
Minestrone the day, and the morra ….and….and
Minestrone the day, and the morra ….and….and
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Soup season. I know I early announced this year, but I think it’s fair to say it’s official now.
Minestrone the day, and the morra ….and….and
Minestrone the day, and the morra ….and….and
What on earth is going on with yer man’s hair?
I know I’ve no seen this pish for years but seriously …….wit????
I know I’ve no seen this pish for years but seriously …….wit????
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
What on earth is going on with yer man’s hair?
I know I’ve no seen this pish for years but seriously …….wit????
I know I’ve no seen this pish for years but seriously …….wit????
Don’t evangelicals hate everyone though?
How can they follow the teachings of republican Jesus otherwise?
How can they follow the teachings of republican Jesus otherwise?
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Don’t evangelicals hate everyone though?
How can they follow the teachings of republican Jesus otherwise?
How can they follow the teachings of republican Jesus otherwise?
Sun is shining.
Dugs have been walked and are gradually winding down.
Time for a wee drive and a roast dinner.
Autumn Sundays are my favourite Sundays
*picture of dogs for cuteness
#JackNVictor
Dugs have been walked and are gradually winding down.
Time for a wee drive and a roast dinner.
Autumn Sundays are my favourite Sundays
*picture of dogs for cuteness
#JackNVictor
September 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Sun is shining.
Dugs have been walked and are gradually winding down.
Time for a wee drive and a roast dinner.
Autumn Sundays are my favourite Sundays
*picture of dogs for cuteness
#JackNVictor
Dugs have been walked and are gradually winding down.
Time for a wee drive and a roast dinner.
Autumn Sundays are my favourite Sundays
*picture of dogs for cuteness
#JackNVictor
I have not woken up ready to face this week at all.
I wish we could all just wear those wee jackets that rescue dogs wear.
“Do not approach”
“Definitely do not pet” 😂
It would make starting the week/day/everyday, all day interactions so much easier
I wish we could all just wear those wee jackets that rescue dogs wear.
“Do not approach”
“Definitely do not pet” 😂
It would make starting the week/day/everyday, all day interactions so much easier
September 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I have not woken up ready to face this week at all.
I wish we could all just wear those wee jackets that rescue dogs wear.
“Do not approach”
“Definitely do not pet” 😂
It would make starting the week/day/everyday, all day interactions so much easier
I wish we could all just wear those wee jackets that rescue dogs wear.
“Do not approach”
“Definitely do not pet” 😂
It would make starting the week/day/everyday, all day interactions so much easier
I’m so sorry to hear that. It’s devastating, they are family.
I lost my old pooch just after Christmas. They have a lot to live up to
I lost my old pooch just after Christmas. They have a lot to live up to
September 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I’m so sorry to hear that. It’s devastating, they are family.
I lost my old pooch just after Christmas. They have a lot to live up to
I lost my old pooch just after Christmas. They have a lot to live up to
Good morning
These wee shites got up at 4.30am and this is the state of them.
The state of me would haunt yer dreams! #HaufShutKnife
#TooAuld
These wee shites got up at 4.30am and this is the state of them.
The state of me would haunt yer dreams! #HaufShutKnife
#TooAuld
September 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Good morning
These wee shites got up at 4.30am and this is the state of them.
The state of me would haunt yer dreams! #HaufShutKnife
#TooAuld
These wee shites got up at 4.30am and this is the state of them.
The state of me would haunt yer dreams! #HaufShutKnife
#TooAuld
Did he though?
September 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Did he though?
Why it must be catching because these wee shites have done nothing but test their voices all chuffin day!
September 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why it must be catching because these wee shites have done nothing but test their voices all chuffin day!
But she’s an immigrant from Mordor isn’t she?
August 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
But she’s an immigrant from Mordor isn’t she?
Wasn’t she in Lord of the Rings?
August 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Wasn’t she in Lord of the Rings?
July 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Can everyone just stop what they’re doing and look at my two wee dugs who got their first haircuts today.
It will make you feel better.
And if it doesn’t, you might be dead inside
It will make you feel better.
And if it doesn’t, you might be dead inside
July 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can everyone just stop what they’re doing and look at my two wee dugs who got their first haircuts today.
It will make you feel better.
And if it doesn’t, you might be dead inside
It will make you feel better.
And if it doesn’t, you might be dead inside
Aw man, seen this elsewhere and it was described as a Dickin Strip
😂 🤮😂
😂 🤮😂
June 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Aw man, seen this elsewhere and it was described as a Dickin Strip
😂 🤮😂
😂 🤮😂
Absolutely pinched off a.n.Other site but too good not to!
June 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Absolutely pinched off a.n.Other site but too good not to!
Tucker, you in danger girl!
June 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Tucker, you in danger girl!
We’re on Day 12 of avocado watch.
2 of the 4 have been discarded after having shown much potential for inner softening, yet when cut were still like reinforced concrete.
The watch continues
2 of the 4 have been discarded after having shown much potential for inner softening, yet when cut were still like reinforced concrete.
The watch continues
June 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
We’re on Day 12 of avocado watch.
2 of the 4 have been discarded after having shown much potential for inner softening, yet when cut were still like reinforced concrete.
The watch continues
2 of the 4 have been discarded after having shown much potential for inner softening, yet when cut were still like reinforced concrete.
The watch continues
The world has gone to utter shit.
Even Jack had an existential crisis in the middle of his first foray up the stairs independently
Even Jack had an existential crisis in the middle of his first foray up the stairs independently
June 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The world has gone to utter shit.
Even Jack had an existential crisis in the middle of his first foray up the stairs independently
Even Jack had an existential crisis in the middle of his first foray up the stairs independently
Almost certainly referencing everyone’s favourite whipped soft cheese from Lidl
June 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Almost certainly referencing everyone’s favourite whipped soft cheese from Lidl