This is how I’d feel if I had a kid who fell in love with Reggie Miller‘s or Michael Jordan’s son.

I really typed “disproving” instead of “disapproving.” 🤦🏽‍♀️

I said “plural.“ Two is plural, right? I forgot that I’m a lightweight these days. 😭

You REALLY shouldn’t piss off people with excellent research and investigatory skills.

You gonna blow a bag In books at 11:57pm on December 31, aren’t you?

OMG YOU WERE SUCH A CUTE KID

This my first time trying it, tbh. I like it enough to drink another … but in a couple of hours and after I drink some water. 🥴

Yes. Used some cheap Trader Joe’s añejo and a mix of Angostura and chocolate bitters.

This may or may not be my first old fashioned talking shit on my behalf.

Don’t judge me.

Why sit there and have a miserable Christmas discussion when I can go in the room or back home or somewhere and sip a drink in peace?

I just let my facial expressions fly when family starts talking wild shit. If you see my disproving looks, good. I meant you to. But I don’t need to talk about it.

And if it’s too wild, I pretend to worry about the time, fix myself a plate and head out. 😂

Take a walk. Ideally with some weed and some like-minded cousins.

Pretend to go to the store for more booze and take two hours to get a single bottle of ‘Gnac.